By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I take a few swigs and notice a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I feel something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML
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charloemm 7
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Are you kidding me? This could have been a perfect opportunity to be funny and charming. You notice the coffee drops on your forehead. You touch your hand to your forehead, then look at your hand. Then you smile, as though holding back laughter because you know you look silly. You look up at the guy, still sort of smiling. "Do you have a napkin or something?" You say, starting to giggle. If you play it off when you look silly, you come off as somewhat clownish, but in a good way. YOU, MADAM, HAVE SQUANDERED A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Because you toooootally had a chance.

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robc32ca 4

ha ha ha

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cookies61889 15

nice

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ImaWiseGuy 5

your so use to having liquids run down your face you've become numb to the feeling......

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broccoli2 0
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just hope she's not used the brown kind..

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Ummmmyeah 0

Really? This was an FML for you?

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zackmx99 0
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I have one of those and u can easily tell if somethings drips especially when it's hot

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Grimmerie 31
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and you don't feel it? how do you not notice part of your mug getting close enough to paint your forehead? food goes in you, not on you.

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insanesna1l 0
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mmm whipped cream! Dont worry op, maybe he likes the smell of stale milk and dispair

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sailorzoe 14

That's what I was thinking! Coffee is hot! WTF?!

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Mindtrap 0
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and if it's your thermos, wouldn't you know to watch out for that?

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julien672 0
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Oh lord. OP means that everytime they flipped it open, a few little droplets flung off, and hit their forehead.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Because you toooootally had a chance.

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briidontgive_ 0

I hate when that happens-_- but I feel it right away ...

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Glidefedt 6
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YDI for not noticing.

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Shame it doesn't have the same atmosphere as having eye contact with a cute guy at a coffee place. By the way, OP, if you didn't feel the heat of the coffee, it's time to buy a new thermal flask.

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Tcaret300 12
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Ouch... next time try not to paint your face

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enonymous 8

Now did your face go numb from too much Botox or too many bukake films?

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Judging by the FML, I'm going with the later

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Snowstar 0

OHMYGOD! You got a few drips if coffee on your forehead! YOUR FREAKING DAY IS RUINED!

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kateeeh 0
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EXACTLY, who cares about the cute guy anyway.....youll never see him again!!!!

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GallifreyDog 2

And this is an FML... why? Its not like your dog died or anything. Fucking hell, if I got coffee on my forehead I would have laughed and not even thought about it being an FML. I got competely drenched in apple juice once, I just laughed that off. Grow the fuck up.

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