Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML
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DDCA
| 24
Talk about being butt hurt.
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Kuhu1993
| 21
She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D
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DDCA
| 24
Talk about being butt hurt.
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Really_SIGH
| 7
Just imagine how op's dad's boyfriend feels ;)
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lambda_fml
| 40
#31 He must feel the way I did after reading your comment - Lost.
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Enslaved
| 36
Butt the dad just wanted to feel
"So fresh and so clean clean"
"So fresh and so clean clean"
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mattlw
| 25
Maybe they could start over and wipe the slate clean.
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Hobbit79
| 10
Your username was exactly the reaction i had when i read your comment.
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Hobbit79
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@ #31
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Mads_1234
| 28
What a Charmin family.
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waffle3z
| 6
Your dad is an insensitive ass.
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Welshite
| 39
He's the opposite, really.
The proof is right there in the FML.
The proof is right there in the FML.
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upallnight11
| 19
.... But he has a sensitive ass
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waffle3z
| 6
Insensitive to his son's privacy and state of mind, but considerate to his irritable wipe hole. I just don't think buying the "wrong toilet paper" is something to get so angry about, especially in the presence of a guest.
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RenosShark
| 8
Easy to hurt his feelings could say he's a bit of a sensitive asshole
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exotica_fml
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Oops I'd be pretty embarrassed if that happened to me BUT not an FML situation.
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Kuhu1993
| 21
She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
It's just a matter of whether her's are that crazy or not. Not all parents are that far off the deep end.
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techweed
| 12
What if she's an orphan?
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Jaxx66
| 21
Eesh... Can't win 'em all. But I wouldn't worry about it too much, OP. Your new woman might find your family amusing, they were at least not insulting her!
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freshko21
| 6
What a non Charmin situation
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
It's called Cushelle now! Gah, get it right #6.
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freshko21
| 6
Then in that case: Your mom, how cushelle not have bought your dad's toilet paper OP?
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1_4M_A_M49
| 5
Well now you'r girlfriend knows a little bit more about you'r family. Hopefully it won't affect you'r relation.
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ItsAUnicorn
| 27
Bad autocorrect I guess
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morella_xx
| 29
Autocorrect would at least change it to something that's a real word.
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iAlissa
| 34
Maybe they're not a native English speaker.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Not if you accidentally added a bad typo into the dictionary
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DorkAlert
| 10
Not true. My gf's phone changes don't to dint
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KayleeT
| 9
No one likes scratchy toilet paper.
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ryanross
| 11
don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
#74, I'm slightly worried about your seemingly large and intimate knowledge of "anus coddling". If there's something you want to tell us I promise we won't judge you.
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challan
| 19
OP, if she can't laugh about something like that with you, then is she really that great of a catch? Time to catch and release.
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DDCA
| 24
I love the fishing reference. You are the epitome of a country girl. Which is why you're awesome.
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
The author doesn't specify whether she found it amusing or not. I think the post was more about his embarrassment at his parents having such a TMI argument while she was there for her first visit. For all we know, they could've shared a good laugh at it after the fact.
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SMHsohard
| 22
Well, it's a parent's job to be as embarrassing as possible to their children. It actually sounds like something my husband would say; I feel your pain, OP.
In this case, I would say these two are in the running for Employees of the Month.
In this case, I would say these two are in the running for Employees of the Month.
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wilsontws
| 18
perhaps your dad should br less anal about such stuff. and F your girlfriend's life.