Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
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mattsan1992
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Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun
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Runninvegan
| 8
I wonder what he was using the pool noddle for 0.o
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Kyzahhh
| 7
Vikings are bad ass mofo's
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iluvwaffles42
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
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fakeaccountX
| 6
I don't care how embarrassed you might have been, that's fucking awesome.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
At least he was using the noodle to jab stuff, and not that other thingy he's got...
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
Wow this is the first time i noticed they change the fmls to make them funnier... The original which i voted for to be submitted said something like this:
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and telling me to wear a condom. Im 14. FML
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and telling me to wear a condom. Im 14. FML
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indielove
| 13
So did she enjoy meeting them. . .?
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fanceh
| 10
Did the helmet have horns? Was he horny?
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zachherbert
| 10
"I have slain the mighty dragon!"
"Dad, that's a chair..."
"Dad, that's a chair..."
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EvilPotato
| 14
Viking helmets and pool noodles is all you ever need in life.
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tsume24
| 3
1: he was using the pool NOODLE to swing and jab at furniture. did you not read the whole FML?
lol...noodle.
lol...noodle.
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Molord1
| 0
71, you look scary with those piercings in your face. I'd recommend removing them before any children see them.
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slimjimboy
| 0
Too late
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MrShizzBear
| 0
your drunken dad Is the coolest! I'd show him off to my friends!
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abbyelizabeth
| 9
What's going to happen when she meets your mom?
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isaidexcuseme
| 0
do you by any chance call your mom the furnitures, cuz that would explain why he was jabbing his noodle at it.
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tsume24
| 3
72 - I have two jobs, and one of them is a babysitting job. the kid loves me. (:
I like how you completely changed the subject though. what's the next one gonna be!?
I like how you completely changed the subject though. what's the next one gonna be!?
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
I'd meet your dad to swim in your pool.
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
I love #71's piercings. It's dem eye brows I can't handle...
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tsume24
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...what's wrong with my eyebrows? o.0
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rottentomatoes
| 7
Your eyebrows are pointy..
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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Cyber-bullying is not nice.
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Alex94xela
| 0
She doesn't look scary
She could probably look better
Without the piercings
But she looks quite attractive to me
She could probably look better
Without the piercings
But she looks quite attractive to me
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tsume24
| 3
thank you (:
however, my piercings are a part of who I am. I honestly don't think I'd look or feel right without them. I doubt you know who she is, but being pierced by Elayne Angel was something I'll never forget.
and kids have always loved me, so. :P
however, my piercings are a part of who I am. I honestly don't think I'd look or feel right without them. I doubt you know who she is, but being pierced by Elayne Angel was something I'll never forget.
and kids have always loved me, so. :P
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macanderson
| 2
that's a picture perfect dad for u...watch and learn
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nonnormaleddy
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LOL thats funnnnnny!!!!
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j_cat187
| 19
Cool a list of decent music
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smexehXredhead0
| 0
No...just, no..
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mendes1987
| 0
Atleast you got a taste of good music bro.
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SunnyUserName123
| 5
May seem bad but i don't think he'll dump you over it.
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SunnyUserName123
| 5
Bad*
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SunnyUserName123
| 5
May* >.>
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kikibrowm
| 7
What are you talking about, I'd date someone who has a naked Viking dad hitting stuff with a pool noodle!
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crazychick1269
| 7
I would marry a guy with a Viking dad hitting stuff with a noodle:)
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
What kind of noodle? Italian? Asian? Pool? We need answers girl!
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paynee
| 0
Did you read the FML completely? It does say POOL noodle...
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nhewitt02
| 6
I think 118 was referring to what 110 said haha
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JustAnotherKid4U
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On guard!
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HeyLookJesus
| 11
I think OP should be happy his father isn't jabbing everything with his penis :P
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dickydickman
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Touché!
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margie2194
| 12
En garde... ;) yeah you're welcome.
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mariah_2014
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lol
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kickazz16
| 15
Lol I'd be laughing like crazy if I was your date!
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olpally
| 32
I'd be slightly disturbed while I laughed nervously... Haha
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Lolpizza_fml
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I knew it was a bad idea as soon as you said to meet my parents.
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mattsan1992
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Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun
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aritziaaaaa
| 2
Can these FML's be any more fake?
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_NoobsRapedMe
| 2
So did you guys then have dinner dressed as vikings?
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yamatelle
| 19
Thank God he wasn't jabbing the furniture with his penis. That would have made the situation more awkward than it already is.
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ikickgingers
| 15
It would have been a lot more entertaining. Jab and pool noodle in the same paragraph just doesn't do anything for me.
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ThursdayA
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35,
YOU dont do anything for me...
YOU dont do anything for me...
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False_Stupidity
| 41
But she has the force on her side, so that's a plus...
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BernieBeauty
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that sounds awesome! wish I had a dad like that.