By sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
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MidnaLink 33

What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?

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stormy0307 16

What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?

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stormy0307 16

What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?

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tounces7 27

They meant HE could do so much better, which is a far shittier thing to say.

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stormy0307 16

Upon rereading of the post, you are in fact correct.

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MidnaLink 33

What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?

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Fran Rolli 8

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RichardPencil 30

Are you a telemarketer or a health insurance claims agent?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

This is where you steal all their shit, sell it, and instead of using it to fund your crack/paint addiction, you take your boyfriend on vacation.

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zoelog 10

if your mother is really that bad it seems to me you would have known not to bring your boyfriend home.

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blondie45 21

Are your family right?

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Shawnie Gallant 24

My family didn’t think I could keep my hot girlfriend, they thought she’d move on after a month or so. My girlfriends family also thought she could do better. 5 years later and were still together, with our own place. Don’t let people like this ruin your life. He knows what he wants, and it sounds like he wants you.

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peterblackmer91 12

I'm wondering why you even bothered to bring him home. Surely you knew your mother was rude and inappropriate to people.

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