What kind of drugs is he on if a crack whore is an improvement?

What the fuck is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?

Are you a telemarketer or a health insurance claims agent?

This is where you steal all their shit, sell it, and instead of using it to fund your crack/paint addiction, you take your boyfriend on vacation.

if your mother is really that bad it seems to me you would have known not to bring your boyfriend home.

Are your family right?

My family didn’t think I could keep my hot girlfriend, they thought she’d move on after a month or so. My girlfriends family also thought she could do better. 5 years later and were still together, with our own place. Don’t let people like this ruin your life. He knows what he wants, and it sounds like he wants you.

LOL I like your family...

I'm wondering why you even bothered to bring him home. Surely you knew your mother was rude and inappropriate to people.