By Couch - / Friday 8 February 2019 06:00 / United States
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By  geniusness  |  6

It's your mom you should be worried about and not the couch. And, to a lesser extent, your ability to buy practical furniture (which could lead to later in life making bad choices about how many glasses of wine you should drink and how soon you need to go to the toilet).

By  zuckerburg  |  21

Uhm, pee goes through pants... or are you somehow peeing a little without it going through your pants? have you been potty trained? and YDI for buying a white couch and then allowing someone with red wine on it (which is alcohol by the way, or are you under the impression alcohol doesn't impede coordination and speech?)