I thought for sure this was going to be another FML about someone unexpectedly getting their period and ruining their couch.

What a shitty... wait, nevermind

While fee bad for the ruined couch im also questioning why u got a white couch

White couches only works if you wrap it in plastic, and don’t let your mom sit anywhere in your home or sit anywhere in hers

Doesn’t it commonly go through your pants when you pee yourself?

don’t buy a white couch until someone invents white dirt

Why not White Leather?

You must be pissed.

I have questions:

Where did you bring the couch from?
Why would you let anyone near brand new, white furniture with red wine?
I'm assuming the incontinence stemmed from her being drunk.

All in all, YDI.

Never buy white anything unless you're sure you can clean it up. Or only plan to use it once, like a wedding dress.

Even wedding dresses doesn’t make it through the day, because white