By Screwed - United States
  Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML
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By  kellster  |  2


First, YDI for meeting people at the bar and bringing them home. Second, FYL indeed for meeting a loser who doesn't know much he can drink before his weenie stops working. And FYL for getting insulted over something which you have no control over. He didn't have to drink that much; you probably couldn't help farting, though. You sound like a charming pair.