By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML
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Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can

so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. fuck HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.

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Are you sure he didn't try to kill himself by taking loads of sleeping pills, after you just broke up with him? Just checking.

Or maybe he just didn't want to talk to her.

so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. fuck HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.

I completely agree with you.

Maybe he wasn't sleeping and just did not want to talk to you...

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You realise you just included yourself in to the "crazy feminist" category right?

hahahaha look at all the chicks coming to your aid! "what an asshole" you juts broke up with a guy, obviously halfheartedly if you're calling him back 2 minutes later. so you're fucking with this guy and you still expect him to give a shit after you're done playing fucking mind games? i feel bad for you, girls, really i do. you have much surprise awaiting you in the rational, logical world.

How is this F- YOUR life? You broke up with him and called back TWO minutes after? He didn't pick up, so what? He's better off without you.

Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can

Where have you been all of my life :p

I can see two possible scenarios for this story. Neither of them qualifies for an FML. 1) You broke up with him as part of some stupid game of self-validation, more to see how beat up he'd be about it than because you had a real reason to discontinue relationship. In this case, it serves you right for being such a drama-seeking, insecure b****. 2) You broke up with him because he has a track record of being cold and uncaring like this. In this case, his reaction is just confirmation of what you already knew. Old news, not worth getting bent out of shape over. And either way, I fail to see any reason why you should call him 2 minutes later and expect him to care. Oh, or it could also be that maybe he was simply upset that you dumped him, and talking to you that soon afterward was the absolute last thing he wanted to do. Seriously. Get over yourself.

Fyl? Haha, men deal with it a different way, i have had fml worthy breakups, that nights not hard because i'm just at a loss for any emotion, kinda like being realllyyyy high, in the sense that you just are numb, numb and sad, and tired, when im sad all i do is sleep. F'ck his life if he did what i do.

wen its beddy bye time, its beddy bye time. y would u call make? btw i left my toothbrush at ur place?

lol he cried himself to sleep

ehh, sleeping a lot can be a sign of depression (escapism), he doesn't necessary not care