By Anonymous - 10/2/2010 07:54 - United States
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
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  deathcab7  |  0

this fml makes me scared because my itouch and phone always fall down the hinges and backside of my reclining couch. everytime i realize they fall i'm scared they are going to get pinched by the hinge. :/

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  yottskry  |  0

As long as he's consistent it doesn't matter if he uses present tense or past tense. Didn't you ever play text adventure games? "You are in a room. There is a fireplace to the north. You hear rustling from the trees". Or, let me guess, you're too young to remember those games.