By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
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You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

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Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

daniel271 13

MY CHEST!

There's a difference between lying and joking, although wasting food is always a sin

You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

Unless it's a mom who smokes that regularly... Can't fool me. Lol

she's just "fucking" with you. trust me

what does fucking have to do with any if this and why is it in quotation marks?

Testing this out later tbh

It hurts my soul to know that those brownies are in the trash...

It hurts mine to know there was no weed in them.

Poor, innocent brownies. Because of you, they couldn't fulfill their destiny.

thats depressing... also, your username is very sassy.

His username speaks the truth.. Mother Teresa was an awful person, which caused thousands of people tremendous pain and agony! Sadly, almost no one knows the truth about her :(

Weed or not, I would've eaten those brownies before she threw them out.

Hell, I'll still eat those brownies.

tell her there was alcohol next time

...the alcohol would just get baked out anyway... there would be no point to that.

@30 TBH though, she believed there was weed when there wasn't so the mom could kind of believe anything. Also, @OP, Mother Teresa was a nice lady...

I would have ate those brownies