FML : Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch....

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Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tryena - / Saturday 28 February 2009 10:59 / United States

Kids

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By EIDS | 0

#9377 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:04

I'm a bit of a moron. Stupid fucks like myself are desperate for attention, so I just posted this here to get some. Please thumb me down.

By fb_fml | 0

#9398 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:23

Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

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By EIDS | 0

#9377 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:04

I'm a bit of a moron. Stupid fucks like myself are desperate for attention, so I just posted this here to get some. Please thumb me down.

RachelTheLoser | 0

#1179550 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 04:50

hahahahaha this fml is hilarioussss xD

tbj42409 | 0

#2177856 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:26

your a perv

123whyme | 0

#2401260 - Monday 25 April 2011 06:45

you are a sick, sick person my friend xD

domolovesyoshi | 33

#5935838 - Monday 5 May 2014 09:58

what makes you think this? nothing in the comment suggest that he's a perv

DoomSkuller | 28

#6461670 - Sunday 15 November 2015 03:11

#189 FML admins sometimes edit agitatingly stupid or ignorant comments into hilariously stupid comments instead. I imagine that's what happened here.

By That_Guy | 4

#9381 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:06

wow your an idiot!

chloe2114 | 4

#987253 - Sunday 2 May 2010 10:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LiiLii_13 | 0

#1014358 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 12:27

WOWW COCHINO MARANOOO.!! > :/

Sam_13161821 | 0

#1176957 - Monday 2 August 2010 12:11

the whole point of saying things under your breath is for others NOT to hear it.

Miss_Represented | 0

#1892486 - Sunday 26 December 2011 08:48

Pedo much?

MackenzieBug | 0

#2931650 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:52

lol, that was kind of mean!! but I would have to agree! the whole point of saying things under your breath is so they DON'T hear it =p

noobienick | 19

#5865456 - Saturday 22 February 2014 05:54

You're*

By Melody_fml | 0

#9395 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:21

#5 she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?

By Meri_fml | 0

#9397 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:23

Ohh, poor guy. I know that; sarcastic comments are often misunderstood, that's really horrible.

By fb_fml | 0

#9398 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:23

Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

By Seegtease | 0

#9410 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:37

If you were jokingly saying the comment to another person (obviously a joke) it might have made sense. But you actually said it out loud with no intention of anybody hearing it? That's pretty weird.

By Imjustabusboy | 0

#9412 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:43

That's fucking awesome! lmao. Just look at the humor, please.

By Meri_fml | 0

#9413 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:45

#11 doesn't understand this kind of humor, just like most of the others commenting here. ^^ Well, I do. It's called 'british humor', and I don't think, anybody would say things like that if he/she wasn't joking. 'Cause that would be... ehh... weird. Disgusting. Urgh. (No, I'm not britain.) Yeah, #12 is right! ^^

demonxshadow | 1

#2115103 - Wednesday 23 February 2011 01:20

agreed.

DerpyHooves | 0

#2492565 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 09:43

So, since you "get it", I guess it's fine then? I mean, never mind that this is a very sexual joke towards a child or anything. All in good fun so long as he doesn't act it out, right?

alizzette_nabash | 6

#5451035 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 08:51

You aren't Britain? Haha ok but no it's gross because it was sarcastic. Itd be fine if she said it "jokingly I said.." but it was sarcastic and a child and it became weird.

LesaraRose | 8

#5739520 - Saturday 2 November 2013 06:38

I agree. If it wasn't a kid I could understand. If my babysitter ever says that in this situation I will shoot him. It's a disgusting joke for the simple fact it was a child. Otherwise it would have been funny

EatUrGreens | 20

#6245513 - Saturday 28 March 2015 08:17

This isn't "British humour", unless you're trying to say British people are pervs..

By NorfolkDude | 2

#9417 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:52

You must be horny. Next time you get urges, and want action, perhaps you should do so in your room by yourself.

By ajw_5025 | 0

#9420 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:56

#13 I agree that people don't really get this type of humour, I for one was ROFLing away when I read it. #12 you are right, it's just plain funny! people often say things for fun which they know would be considered sick or wrong if they were meant as said- it was just plain bad luck that her cousin heard her! :P