Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
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EIDS
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I'm a bit of a moron. Stupid fucks like myself are desperate for attention, so I just posted this here to get some. Please thumb me down.
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fb_fml
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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.
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EIDS
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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RachelTheLoser
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hahahahaha this fml is hilarioussss xD
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tbj42409
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your a perv
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123whyme
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you are a sick, sick person my friend xD
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domolovesyoshi
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what makes you think this? nothing in the comment suggest that he's a perv
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DoomSkuller
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#189 FML admins sometimes edit agitatingly stupid or ignorant comments into hilariously stupid comments instead. I imagine that's what happened here.
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That_Guy
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wow your an idiot!
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chloe2114
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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LiiLii_13
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WOWW COCHINO MARANOOO.!! > :/
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Sam_13161821
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the whole point of saying things under your breath is for others NOT to hear it.
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Miss_Represented
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Pedo much?
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MackenzieBug
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lol, that was kind of mean!! but I would have to agree! the whole point of saying things under your breath is so they DON'T hear it =p
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noobienick
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You're*
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Melody_fml
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#5
she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?
she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?
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Meri_fml
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Ohh, poor guy. I know that; sarcastic comments are often misunderstood, that's really horrible.
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fb_fml
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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.
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Seegtease
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If you were jokingly saying the comment to another person (obviously a joke) it might have made sense. But you actually said it out loud with no intention of anybody hearing it? That's pretty weird.
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Imjustabusboy
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That's fucking awesome! lmao. Just look at the humor, please.
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Meri_fml
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#11 doesn't understand this kind of humor, just like most of the others commenting here. ^^ Well, I do.
It's called 'british humor', and I don't think, anybody would say things like that if he/she wasn't joking. 'Cause that would be... ehh... weird. Disgusting. Urgh.
(No, I'm not britain.)
Yeah, #12 is right! ^^
It's called 'british humor', and I don't think, anybody would say things like that if he/she wasn't joking. 'Cause that would be... ehh... weird. Disgusting. Urgh.
(No, I'm not britain.)
Yeah, #12 is right! ^^
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demonxshadow
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agreed.
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DerpyHooves
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So, since you "get it", I guess it's fine then? I mean, never mind that this is a very sexual joke towards a child or anything. All in good fun so long as he doesn't act it out, right?
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alizzette_nabash
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You aren't Britain? Haha ok but no it's gross because it was sarcastic. Itd be fine if she said it "jokingly I said.." but it was sarcastic and a child and it became weird.
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LesaraRose
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I agree. If it wasn't a kid I could understand. If my babysitter ever says that in this situation I will shoot him. It's a disgusting joke for the simple fact it was a child. Otherwise it would have been funny
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EatUrGreens
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This isn't "British humour", unless you're trying to say British people are pervs..
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NorfolkDude
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You must be horny. Next time you get urges, and want action, perhaps you should do so in your room by yourself.
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ajw_5025
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#13 I agree that people don't really get this type of humour, I for one was ROFLing away when I read it. #12 you are right, it's just plain funny! people often say things for fun which they know would be considered sick or wrong if they were meant as said- it was just plain bad luck that her cousin heard her! :P