By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

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Melody_fml 0
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#5 she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?

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RachelTheLoser 0
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hahahahaha this fml is hilarioussss xD

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123whyme 0
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you are a sick, sick person my friend xD

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domolovesyoshi 33
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what makes you think this? nothing in the comment suggest that he's a perv

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DoomSkuller 28
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#189 FML admins sometimes edit agitatingly stupid or ignorant comments into hilariously stupid comments instead. I imagine that's what happened here.

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That_Guy 4
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wow your an idiot!

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LiiLii_13 0
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WOWW COCHINO MARANOOO.!! > :/

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Sam_13161821 0
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the whole point of saying things under your breath is for others NOT to hear it.

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MackenzieBug 0
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lol, that was kind of mean!! but I would have to agree! the whole point of saying things under your breath is so they DON'T hear it =p

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#5 she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?

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Meri_fml 0
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Ohh, poor guy. I know that; sarcastic comments are often misunderstood, that's really horrible.

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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

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Seegtease 0
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If you were jokingly saying the comment to another person (obviously a joke) it might have made sense. But you actually said it out loud with no intention of anybody hearing it? That's pretty weird.

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That's fucking awesome! lmao. Just look at the humor, please.

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#11 doesn't understand this kind of humor, just like most of the others commenting here. ^^ Well, I do. It's called 'british humor', and I don't think, anybody would say things like that if he/she wasn't joking. 'Cause that would be... ehh... weird. Disgusting. Urgh. (No, I'm not britain.) Yeah, #12 is right! ^^

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DerpyHooves 0
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So, since you "get it", I guess it's fine then? I mean, never mind that this is a very sexual joke towards a child or anything. All in good fun so long as he doesn't act it out, right?

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You aren't Britain? Haha ok but no it's gross because it was sarcastic. Itd be fine if she said it "jokingly I said.." but it was sarcastic and a child and it became weird.

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I agree. If it wasn't a kid I could understand. If my babysitter ever says that in this situation I will shoot him. It's a disgusting joke for the simple fact it was a child. Otherwise it would have been funny

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EatUrGreens 20
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This isn't "British humour", unless you're trying to say British people are pervs..

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NorfolkDude 2
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You must be horny. Next time you get urges, and want action, perhaps you should do so in your room by yourself.

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#13 I agree that people don't really get this type of humour, I for one was ROFLing away when I read it. #12 you are right, it's just plain funny! people often say things for fun which they know would be considered sick or wrong if they were meant as said- it was just plain bad luck that her cousin heard her! :P

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