FML : Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the...

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aunjy / Sunday 5 May 2013 20:49 / United States - Marmora

Kids

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Gixie | 25

#5479987 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Sounds like a shitty time.

By herpaderpaherp | 17

#5479989 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

Comments

By Gixie | 25

#5479987 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Sounds like a shitty time.

jojimugo | 19

#5479993 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:13

More like a shitty job

chowE_fml | 4

#5480045 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:33

Shitty situation. toss that kid out

bluehero | 17

#5480094 - Monday 6 May 2013 4:02

He's just a 4 year old, no need to toss the kid out out lol it's not his fault.

7yzzFML | 17

#5480099 - Monday 6 May 2013 4:07

Reminds me of that movie 'Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd' when Bob Saget comes into the bathroom "Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!"

LeFrogDog | 27

#5480283 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:31

reminds me of the movie daddy day care

LeFrogDog | 27

#5480289 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:36

nooo I was to late #6 beat me. you win this time ~_~

Jelbeztok | 17

#5480305 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:50

Even at 4 you should know not to smear shit on the wall.

LightningCactus | 12

#5480340 - Monday 6 May 2013 7:17

Sounds more like an all-around shitty time.

GuessWhatKids | 13

#5480617 - Monday 6 May 2013 12:30

OP better have been paid a shit ton.

adam3650 | 12

#5480664 - Monday 6 May 2013 13:21

Sounds like a real dire rear situation...

By herpaderpaherp | 17

#5479989 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:11

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

LeFrogDog | 27

#5480285 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:32

think op would be glade when he uses washable markers and crayons

iAlissa | 34

#5480318 - Monday 6 May 2013 7:00

Fuck Crayola, lets use Crapola.

By Marmarfarfar | 25

#5480001 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:14

Gotta love kids...

ApollosMyth | 22

#5480249 - Monday 6 May 2013 5:44

No.. No you do not.

LeFrogDog | 27

#5480294 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:38

maybe just a little?

By CaptMurdock | 25

#5480002 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:14

You're gonna have a crappy time cleaning all that up.

By Thisfreakingguy | 10

#5480003 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:15

It doesn't sound like your a very good baby sitter...

KingDead | 18

#5480048 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:35

Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit.

And -you're- bad with grammar #7.

zombieslayer83 | 19

#5480106 - Monday 6 May 2013 4:10

Two birds with one stone. Good job #25.

By DocBastard | 38

#5480004 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:15

It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.

PhotoSmith | 25

#5480273 - Monday 6 May 2013 6:10

That's what I do when my kids have diarrhea in their pants. Saves me a lot of clean up getting the crap out of the clothes before they hot the washer.