By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
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Gixie 25
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Sounds like a shitty time.

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herpaderpaherp 17
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Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

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Gixie 25
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Sounds like a shitty time.

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jojimugo 20
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More like a shitty job

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chowE_fml 4
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Shitty situation. toss that kid out

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bluehero 17
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He's just a 4 year old, no need to toss the kid out out lol it's not his fault.

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7yzzFML 17
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Reminds me of that movie 'Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd' when Bob Saget comes into the bathroom "Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!"

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LeFrogDog 27
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reminds me of the movie daddy day care

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LeFrogDog 27
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nooo I was to late #6 beat me. you win this time ~_~

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Jelbeztok 17
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Even at 4 you should know not to smear shit on the wall.

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LightningCactus 12
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Sounds more like an all-around shitty time.

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GuessWhatKids 13
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OP better have been paid a shit ton.

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adam3650 12
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Sounds like a real dire rear situation...

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herpaderpaherp 17
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Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

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LeFrogDog 27
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think op would be glade when he uses washable markers and crayons

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iAlissa 34
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Fuck Crayola, lets use Crapola.

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CaptMurdock 25
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You're gonna have a crappy time cleaning all that up.

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Thisfreakingguy 10
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It doesn't sound like your a very good baby sitter...

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KingDead 18
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Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit. And -you're- bad with grammar #7.

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zombieslayer83 19
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Two birds with one stone. Good job #25.

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DocBastard 38
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It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.

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PhotoSmith 25
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That's what I do when my kids have diarrhea in their pants. Saves me a lot of clean up getting the crap out of the clothes before they hot the washer.

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Falassalond 16
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I would want extra money if I had to clean it up. You seem calmer than I would be about this!

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challan 19
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That is a pretty crappy situation for the little squirt.

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Ebola_fml 20
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If the hand don't fit, you must acquit.

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ironic_legacy 9
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Yeah, I mean, declare him innocent OP, come on

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