By Aunjy - United States - Marmora
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
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  KingDead  |  18

Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit.

And -you're- bad with grammar #7.

By  DocBastard  |  38

It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.