Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
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Gixie
| 25
Sounds like a shitty time.
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herpaderpaherp
| 17
Looks like he found a new form of finger painting
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Gixie
| 25
Sounds like a shitty time.
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jojimugo
| 20
More like a shitty job
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chowE_fml
| 4
Shitty situation. toss that kid out
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bluehero
| 17
He's just a 4 year old, no need to toss the kid out out lol it's not his fault.
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7yzzFML
| 17
Reminds me of that movie 'Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd' when Bob Saget comes into the bathroom "Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!"
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LeFrogDog
| 27
reminds me of the movie daddy day care
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LeFrogDog
| 27
nooo I was to late #6 beat me. you win this time ~_~
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Jelbeztok
| 17
Even at 4 you should know not to smear shit on the wall.
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LightningCactus
| 12
Sounds more like an all-around shitty time.
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
OP better have been paid a shit ton.
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adam3650
| 12
Sounds like a real dire rear situation...
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herpaderpaherp
| 17
Looks like he found a new form of finger painting
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LeFrogDog
| 27
think op would be glade when he uses washable markers and crayons
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iAlissa
| 34
Fuck Crayola, lets use Crapola.
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Marmarfarfar
| 25
Gotta love kids...
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ApollosMyth
| 22
No.. No you do not.
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LeFrogDog
| 27
maybe just a little?
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CaptMurdock
| 25
You're gonna have a crappy time cleaning all that up.
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Thisfreakingguy
| 10
It doesn't sound like your a very good baby sitter...
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KingDead
| 18
Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit.
And -you're- bad with grammar #7.
And -you're- bad with grammar #7.
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zombieslayer83
| 19
Two birds with one stone. Good job #25.
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DocBastard
| 38
It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.
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PhotoSmith
| 25
That's what I do when my kids have diarrhea in their pants. Saves me a lot of clean up getting the crap out of the clothes before they hot the washer.
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harrypotter955
| 19
That little shit...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
More like a big shit.
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Falassalond
| 16
I would want extra money if I had to clean it up. You seem calmer than I would be about this!
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challan
| 19
That is a pretty crappy situation for the little squirt.
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Ebola_fml
| 20
If the hand don't fit, you must acquit.
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ironic_legacy
| 9
Yeah, I mean, declare him innocent OP, come on