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By MIB - / Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:26 / United States
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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  22

How is calling the cops drastic if the woman won't go away? If she's been asked repeatedly to leave and refuses than calling the cops seems like the best response. If she seems a bit crazy (as someone accusing you of being a spy might) it seems like the smart response.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

"there are 5 snipers trained on you as we speak, if you value your life you should turn around and walk away now. ill pretend this conversation never took place and wont need to tell my superiors the mission is compromised and to terminate the subject immediately."

By  aubcope14  |  0

well, you know what they say...

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  atthegates  |  0

im embarrassed for you 19......

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Who cares...

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  MrSassypants  |  31

They would keep looking out for each other then eventually both of them would follow each other in circles for awhile (I don't mean two feet away circles, I mean around the block circles) and would think each other were suspicious for doing that and might confront each other and find out your plan... then you're just screwed buddy.

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