FML : Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money....

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Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JacksWag4 - / Friday 16 August 2013 22:21 / United States - Romulus

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By pistachiopanda | 19

#5631127 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:28

Didn't leave you with jack shit...

By georgeee97 | 9

#5631124 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:27

Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/

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By georgeee97 | 9

#5631124 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:27

Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/

webbface | 25

#5631159 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:36

Word, obviously there is more to this story then Jacks grandfather not being nice lol.

UNLUCKYyY1037 | 26

#5631163 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:37

^
Weiner

friedpwnadge | 25

#5631207 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:53

If he decided to screw you in front of the entire family, that's on his grave for all of eternity. Just be glad you make much more than that in an hour.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5631305 - Saturday 17 August 2013 7:38

I was wondering how the lawyer (or whomever did the reading,) read that aloud with a straight face...

corocoro | 30

#5631545 - Saturday 17 August 2013 14:45

And make less 69 jokes.

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5631127 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:28

Didn't leave you with jack shit...

tacojauns | 44

#5631198 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:48

Hey don't be a Jackass...

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5631222 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:03

This FML is pretty jacked up.

tacojauns | 44

#5631231 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:11

at least it's not jacked off.

phoughto | 5

#5631253 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:29

You went there....

JtPv | 14

#5631339 - Saturday 17 August 2013 8:34

41...how was that...you know what, I don't wanna know.

ApologyKick | 25

#5631525 - Saturday 17 August 2013 14:19

41- Speak for yourself. If I were the FML, I would like to be jacked off. But maybe that's just me.

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5631131 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:29

You're only immature if you giggled when you heard the "69".

etishuman22 | 32

#5631188 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:43

Well crap. I must suck. 'Cuz I laughed.

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5631216 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:58

I didn't giggle, I cackled. Good to see I've matured.

NatalieOntheTram | 11

#5631223 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:03

I guffawed.

etishuman22 | 32

#5631258 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:34

I guess I shouldnt be ashamed of my immaturity, then! Seems you've got company, OP!

DFresh503 | 8

#5631376 - Saturday 17 August 2013 9:30

Giggedy

BigJoeZD | 16

#5631559 - Saturday 17 August 2013 15:13

This comment has 96thumbs up at time of posting. If only I had a mirror :(

Ctrl_H | 17

#5631694 - Saturday 17 August 2013 17:37

A mirror would only make the numbers backwards...it still wouldn't be 69.

starile | 19

#5632600 - Sunday 18 August 2013 6:50

An Enchanted mirror would make it 69.

kaitlynanne33 | 5

#5731068 - Sunday 27 October 2013 5:42

I giggled lol

By kmm316 | 9

#5631132 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:29

Well, whether it was true or not, it was your Grandfather's choice what do to with his money. Sorry it didn't work out for you though OP :/

By TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5631134 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:29

Well that does suck, however if your creating an fml about not getting as much money as the rest if your family that's sad.

MattOnFML | 13

#5631160 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:36

True! This shouldn't be about not receiving money, but rather your family members death

UNLUCKYyY1037 | 26

#5631167 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:38

Dick was his name

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5631177 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:41

Before anyone points out my mistake should have said *of not "if". ._.

emeraldisle | 30

#5631195 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:46

Should also be "you're"

Nyx_fml | 23

#5631197 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:48

And here I was excited thinking you were correcting that awful "your" in your comment. Oh well, one step at a time.

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5631208 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:53

Ahhh no, better go put on my armor to prepare myself for the dowvotes.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5631503 - Saturday 17 August 2013 13:44

The Joker does not don his armor when he gets downvoted. He blows up a hospital.

slybugsy | 5

#5631634 - Saturday 17 August 2013 16:35

Uh no, your was the correct spelling. Go back to school.

slybugsy | 5

#5631640 - Saturday 17 August 2013 16:39

Oh the first "your". Got It.

By ironik69 | 31

#5631137 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:30

Even in death, he trolled you.

By aboelmagd | 18

#5631138 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:30

Rest in peace old man.

By jayceejaco | 15

#5631139 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:30

You're grandpa didn't like you at all.

jayceejaco | 15

#5631199 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:48

Your*

Tdrizzzzzly | 19

#5631278 - Saturday 17 August 2013 6:52

How did you get that wrong in the first place?

hashshim | 21

#5631336 - Saturday 17 August 2013 8:31

52: I'm assuming it was due to autocorrect, that happens to me a lot.

By AnthonyWheeler15 | 24

#5631143 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:31

In a way that's sentimental, right?

GRgoldfish | 19

#5631690 - Saturday 17 August 2013 17:31

not even a little

By brave_josh | 9

#5631145 - Saturday 17 August 2013 5:31

*About to die*
"Hehe, give Jack 69 cents."
*Dies*

Alihb | 15

#5631370 - Saturday 17 August 2013 9:22

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