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By Anonymous - / Monday 11 October 2010 22:29 / Canada
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  purplekiwi  |  0

I don't think it was an audition buuuut I'm guessing they must have seen Evita at Stratford cuz I had the same feeling too. lol only I didn't belt out anything cuz I knew it would be too good to be true. haha

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26 I'm thinking maybe so, only annoying assholes sing out loud at musicals. I hate when I go and some idiot decides to sing every word, people pay to see professionals perform not a random person. The worst is when the person singing only knows the lyrics from a movie adaption of the performance (like Sweeney Todd) so they don't know the real lyrics, just what was in the movie.

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  sammy432  |  0

Lolz, if the were a good singer and in sync with good tuning, then it probably wouldn't be so bad and maybe you would get discovered. Would definitley stink if OP was out of sync, yikes! OP, well now some people in the crowd know your "Song" ;)

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

dont be idiotic. i really doubt u were there so how the hell would you know his singing is shitty????? idiot

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

yeah thats totally diff then ur first comment. yeah it might be anoying never said it wasnt but u souldnt talk shit when u have never even heard her voice dumbass

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

Did you understand what i was saying???? if youy not a complete dumbass i bet u did so why the hell does it matter how i spelled the first one compared to the second??? By the way, who the hell was talking to you???

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

yeah it was anoying cause it was out of place but technically that doesnt have to mean its a shitty voice. Do YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAIN CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND THIS???

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  FFML_314  |  11

The better question is, do you understand what /you're/ saying? *I *? (you don't need more than one punctuation mark) *you're *dumb-ass *I *you *did, *I *one, *? (again one punctuation mark) *? (AND AGAIN!)

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

I dont give a crap about the grammar jus trying to get my point across okay. or do u not get that with all ur intwlligance????

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

I dont give a shit about the grammar okay jus trying to get my point across geez ur so damn anoying ur worse than ignorance

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  FFML_314  |  11

*don't *my grammar, *OK? *I'm just *across. *(geez is not a word, don't use it) *You're *annoying *you're *Ignorance. Didn't we just go through this? Thank you! That's a compliment.

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  jibz  |  6

It's hilarious, actually. FFML and Ignorance are trying to help you out by making you come off as less of a retard, because typing like that makes you look like, well, a retard. Stop getting butthurt, take their advice and learn some proper engrish, mkay?

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  Deadm4u5  |  0

I find it baffling that you guys would spend your precious time correcting an anonymous man's grammar. I'd feel rather flattered if I were him garnering all that attention. ò_ō Anyways, I do believe that musicals are intended to be enjoyed and sang along to. This isn't a communist country and people are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. However, if the OP was asked nicely by the audience to "shut the hell up" then she's a nutjob.

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  FFML_314  |  11

I find it baffling that you would spend your precious time calling me out for correcting an anonymous man/woman's grammar. I feel very flattered that you took your time to read and reply. :D

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

All i was saying is that we have no way of knowing if OP has a shitty voice or not but i guess FFML or Ignorance dont get that. Adios idiotas, bobosas, y estupidas.

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  FFML_314  |  11

No, you called Ignorance a piggy pig, or some weird ass shit like that. We have no way of knowing if you're really this stupid or not, but I'm just guessing, because you sound really stupid. It's the power of assumptions. They can be helpful at times.

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  deformedsurf  |  0

I don't believe that you sing along at a musical "with all your heart." It wasn't a concert where you are encouraged to sing along. You don't speak the lines of a movie if you've already seen it. You should show the same etiquette at a musical.

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

I didnt do it for you i jus figured if u actually stopped being a grammar nazi and read what i was posting then maybe u would understand where i was coming from. and yes i know my grammar is bad but its takes too long on my phone to correct everything and u might assume im really "STUPID" which im not but all i was posting was that Ignorance had nk way to assume that OP has a shitty voice. Nothing from OP's post implied she has a shitty voice. Not that im sating she doesnt. just that really, there is no way of knowing from the post.

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  FFML_314  |  11

*you. *I *just *you *Grammar Nazi *I *than *you *I *Yes *I *bad, *it *everything. *You *I'm *I'm *not, *I *know *I'm *saying *doesn't, You didn't just say that though. You jumped down her throat and called her a piggy pig. Didn't we go through that as well.

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  chogle  |  8

sorry 72, but "Oh damn" is not a complete sentence so he was right to use a comma. therefore, you're correction on his poor grammar is incorrect, causing you to also fail in this grammar war. lulz, these females are snobby bitches.

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

You knew exactly what I was talking about. She was just being a little potty mouth so I figured I would be one too. That still doesn't take away from what my comment was about.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

Sam - Regardless, you should know how to spell 100% of these words. You're apparently the same age as I am, yet you spell worse than a fourth grader. Pen - Here. I bought a chocolate bar we can split... or there's black licorice.

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  FFML_314  |  11

HAHA! A girl goes to take a shower and comes back to all of this fun. Sam, you were the one being vulgar. Thank you, Ignorance. I'm glad you find me inspiring. :P Pen, I don't have any popcorn left, but I do have something else you can eat. Iliketocomment, your comment made me spit my Dr. Pepper out! Not cool, but hilarious!

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  sam_08_fml  |  0

Okay last comment. Like I said I do know how to spell English very well but I'm not perfect. After all it is my second language. I also stated earlier that this takes way to long to correct everything and sorry my English isn't great but I'm just trying to give my feedback.

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  FFML_314  |  11

*Comes in with a truck load of Shrimp* I heard we were having a food fest. Anyone want some shri.... *Looks around at everyone glaring* OK! It was just a suggestion. *Runs out the back door*

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

132 - It takes too long to correct everything? Then type it correctly the first time. Anna - As long as you've got seafood sauce, count me in. We'll split it, since no one else wants any. All the more for us! 136 - Smartass. You just earned "Steph points".

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  FFML_314  |  11

*Peaks through the window* Really? Good! I don't feel like such an outsider anymore. Pendatik was about to stab me, Steff was reaching for the gasoline, Ignorance..well..she just has to look and I pee my pants, Mercy was in her own world dancing in the corner (not such a threat) and Doc has been standing on top of that latter with an anchor for awhile. Is it safe?

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  FFML_314  |  11

Damn! I have to pee really bad and it's scary back here. There's 2 hobos fighting over a dead cat and I'm not sure if that's a bat...or an old sandwich.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Holy crap! I take an hour or two to eat and put my daughter to bed, and look what I missed! Dammit, I missed the shrimp, and do I smell chocolate? So...what's this about an anchor? From whom did I steal that? I don't remember having an anchor...an anvil, yes.

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  DocBastard  |  38

zp - yeah, Schitzo is ironic like that. Pen, you, Schitzo, and I missed everything. Apparently Anna went for another headshot. *sigh* Maybe next time...

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  FFML_314  |  11

I should stop leaving the internet when these intense threads are going on. Doc, I have this rash and...er... You picked up the anchor at the bar last night. Right after riding the mechanical bull and puking in Mercy's purse, which coincidentally came right after you got into a bar fight with Pen, because you thought he a gay hooker.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Barfight...puking in a purse...mechanical bull... Nope, not ringing any bells. Must've been another one of those blackout nights. This supposed "barfight" WOULD explain my black eye and that weird dream I had about wrestling a narwhal with a British accent. Hm. No hard feelings, eh, pen? Buddy?

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  angela3222  |  0

What the hell is that suppose to mean? I'm only 14, where I live we can't get a job till we are 16. You look 16 maybe you should be the one getting a job.

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  angela3222  |  0

Why are we fighting about this anyway? Why can't we all just get along and type the way we wanna type? I don't know about you but I am gonna go to bed. Night!

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  FFML_314  |  11

DAMMIT! Oh well. I think I can handle that I wrote the wrong "peeks" especially given the rest of the argument. I hope you feel complete. :D OC, you know me well enough to know this /always/ happens. Aren't you used to it by now? Your comment made me laugh though. :P

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  colby281  |  0

u realize half of what he is saying is punctually and grammarly correct right? take the dildo outta ur butt. but honestly all of y'all need to mature. Jesus help y'all.

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  Dog_Mask  |  0

Wow, 125 replies (126 now), congratulations. I'm sick at the moment and wasn't having a very good night until now. Thank you for the entertainment everyone. Too bad I was too late to join though.

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  dreamering  |  16

I tried to Google something and this notice appeared: "You've reached the internet limit. FML dried all resources. Too much bitching. Try to free some stupid bitching and you can surf freely". Than it was a link directly to this post.

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  xFaust_fml  |  12

These comments were hilarious. And I do agree that what Sam was saying was both idiotic and rude. After all, if I pay to go see a musical, all I want to hear is the actors, not some moron from the audience, which makes me consider theit voice, however good or bad, shitty. But be nice on grammar guys. Correcting is ok. Mocking : not cool. You don't know if English is everybody's first language. It's not mine, and though I would gladly have people help me improve my English, it would be hurtful if people started to jeer. Ah, well... maybe I'm being a hypocrite, since I thoroughly enjoyed reading all this :)

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  DocBastard  |  38

mudkip, last I checked, the British were the ones who invented English, so they can spell things like "spilt" and "spelt" and even "gaol" if they please. Mercy, sorry about the purse, er, satchel. Send me the cleaning bill.

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  LaUruguaya  |  11

musicals are NOT meant to be sung along to!! Unless the OP was at a sing-along version of Grease or The Sound of Music, it is beyond obnoxious to sing when people are trying to enjoy the show. You can really tell which posters are Theatre people and know ettiquete.

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  FFML_314  |  11

J_Rari, see Sam wouldn't have been called out had (s)he not called Ignorance such a stupid and childish name. Yes, I'm "like" 12, because I can understand the difference between "your" and "you're" and because I made some person grasp that they're an idiot. If you think I'm 12, you're just as stupid as the other idiots on this thread. Steff, I don't see much reason to continue this thread anymore. :P I'm sure this won't be the last one today. Doc, I'm sorry! I tried to wake you up, but you were out cold. I even shook you, but nothing.

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  goldiefox  |  0

wow I'm sorry but why is everyone acting like children?! and who cares about grammar? ok I find it annoying but I also found it annoying how you wouldn't shut the hell up with correcting him!

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