FML : Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched...

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Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Andy - / Sunday 13 May 2012 02:21 / Canada - Toronto

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By XHerobrineX | 4

#4427576 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:31

..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)

By ConnorBrown36 | 5

#4427597 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:33

That would really piss me off

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By XHerobrineX | 4

#4427576 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:31

..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)

iBanana | 17

#4427641 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:40

Oh, yes. It could have been far, far worse.

....Blue balls......

XHerobrineX | 4

#4427662 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:42

.....Touché

lonkite101 | 14

#4427854 - Sunday 13 May 2012 6:26

It could've been raining...

TheresNoMoreTp | 4

#4427906 - Sunday 13 May 2012 6:40

He could have tripped and landed on the table with all the drinks on it. Than peed himself.

italiancows | 8

#4428013 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:16

It could have been WAY worst than that... Trust me on this one... (sigh...)

iLickRainbows | 2

#4428015 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:16

Damn 35 you beat me to it. I was going to suggest the shameful act of pissing oneself.

loludunnomeee | 18

#4428129 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:41

47- I'm guessing for you, op could have tripped, peed themselves, and then got milked.

Truth_Nazi | 0

#4429032 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:05

Could've tripped and knocked himself out with the chair.

iBanana | 17

#4429146 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:41

Could've died aswell.

Jenna_Richards | 4

#4429304 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:31

Could have crapped himself too.

skoob1 | 12

#4429364 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:50

He could have had to pee when he was babysitting...

kira_the_boss | 1

#4429505 - Sunday 13 May 2012 16:29

He could have also shit himself

dadli_fml | 9

#4430513 - Sunday 13 May 2012 21:39

The cops could have driven by mid-stream....

By mariah_2014 | 0

#4427578 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:31

Wow. Nice one.

Roevera | 14

#4428202 - Sunday 13 May 2012 8:12

No need to be a douche..

1094568 | 1

#4428221 - Sunday 13 May 2012 8:17

Omg a snake...

Roevera | 14

#4428230 - Sunday 13 May 2012 8:19

Yep, my ball python.

Amethyst888 | 14

#4428885 - Sunday 13 May 2012 13:21

61- No one really asked, but cool snake anyways! :)

ladyLALAA | 28

#4428945 - Sunday 13 May 2012 13:42

Least OP wasn't busted peeing in a cup at someone else's house!

Roevera | 14

#4432262 - Monday 14 May 2012 6:21

Actually the only reason I mentioned what kind of snake was because someone say "Omg, it's a snake.." they deleted their comment and I look stupid.

By mizuki123 | 8

#4427584 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:32

Its ok it happens to the best of us. Sounds like something that would happen to my friend.

instnt1nfction | 16

#4427801 - Sunday 13 May 2012 6:12

Right...friend, that's who..

guitarbeast | 22

#4428377 - Sunday 13 May 2012 9:22

Does your friend happen to be named Cosmos Kramer?

mizuki123 | 8

#4431267 - Monday 14 May 2012 1:49

Nope

By mimi_animee | 18

#4427586 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:32

So you ended up peeing outside ? Couldn't you go back in to go to the bathroom ?

rocker_chick105 | 31

#4427618 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:36

apparently OP's bladder had a different idea

nofearjenshere | 12

#4427889 - Sunday 13 May 2012 6:34

Or maybe he was ashamed to go back in and look for a bathroom.

Bekll | 29

#4428019 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:16

34, that's how I took it.

By twilightluver347 | 7

#4427588 - Sunday 13 May 2012 5:32

Idiot... Wow nice one :-/ outside? Most people would march back in proud... No not really lol

b0ngs | 7

#4428001 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:14

Hrmph....reading your comment made me lose a fee brain cells.

TheBonzaiGirl | 0

#4428062 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:23

I just hate when I lose a fee brain cells :/

zingline89 | 18

#4428127 - Sunday 13 May 2012 7:41

Why am I not surprised that your profile says Ke$ha and Snooki are your idols

1094568 | 1

#4428240 - Sunday 13 May 2012 8:21

5- you are probably one of those chicks who think they are hot... If you think that way you are 100% wrong you sound like a stuck up bitch... Sorry I don't know any other better way to put this.

Epsilonyx | 15

#4428413 - Sunday 13 May 2012 9:52

....can't forget her username...

YacL | 15

#4428464 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:32

5 - Please don't speak again... or we're going to have a problem.

MysticKnight | 3

#4428508 - Sunday 13 May 2012 10:53

55- why, you have a problem with him idolizing Ke$ha and Snookie, you clock face dumb shit.

YacL | 15

#4428534 - Sunday 13 May 2012 11:06

75 - Him? Really?

MysticKnight | 3

#4429112 - Sunday 13 May 2012 14:32

78- she*. And stop the fuck for telling her not to speak again. She is a twilight lover, so she is cute.

DocBastard | 38

#4429266 - Sunday 13 May 2012 15:19

MysticKnight - her* And "stop the fuck"? What??

Your thinly-veiled attempts at flirting with twilightluver by attacking her attackers has revealed your true imbecilic nature. Well done.