Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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XHerobrineX
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..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)
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ConnorBrown36
| 5
That would really piss me off
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XHerobrineX
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..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)
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iBanana
| 17
Oh, yes. It could have been far, far worse.
....Blue balls......
....Blue balls......
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XHerobrineX
| 4
.....Touché
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lonkite101
| 14
It could've been raining...
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TheresNoMoreTp
| 4
He could have tripped and landed on the table with all the drinks on it. Than peed himself.
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italiancows
| 8
It could have been WAY worst than that... Trust me on this one... (sigh...)
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iLickRainbows
| 2
Damn 35 you beat me to it. I was going to suggest the shameful act of pissing oneself.
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
Could've tripped and knocked himself out with the chair.
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iBanana
| 17
Could've died aswell.
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Jenna_Richards
| 4
Could have crapped himself too.
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skoob1
| 12
He could have had to pee when he was babysitting...
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kira_the_boss
| 1
He could have also shit himself
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dadli_fml
| 9
The cops could have driven by mid-stream....
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mariah_2014
| 0
Wow. Nice one.
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Roevera
| 14
No need to be a douche..
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1094568
| 1
Omg a snake...
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Roevera
| 14
Yep, my ball python.
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Amethyst888
| 14
61- No one really asked, but cool snake anyways! :)
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Least OP wasn't busted peeing in a cup at someone else's house!
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Roevera
| 14
Actually the only reason I mentioned what kind of snake was because someone say "Omg, it's a snake.." they deleted their comment and I look stupid.
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mizuki123
| 8
Its ok it happens to the best of us. Sounds like something that would happen to my friend.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Right...friend, that's who..
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guitarbeast
| 22
Does your friend happen to be named Cosmos Kramer?
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mizuki123
| 8
Nope
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mimi_animee
| 18
So you ended up peeing outside ? Couldn't you go back in to go to the bathroom ?
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rocker_chick105
| 31
apparently OP's bladder had a different idea
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Or maybe he was ashamed to go back in and look for a bathroom.
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Bekll
| 30
34, that's how I took it.
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twilightluver347
| 7
Idiot... Wow nice one :-/ outside? Most people would march back in proud... No not really lol
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b0ngs
| 7
Hrmph....reading your comment made me lose a fee brain cells.
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TheBonzaiGirl
| 0
I just hate when I lose a fee brain cells :/
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zingline89
| 18
Why am I not surprised that your profile says Ke$ha and Snooki are your idols
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1094568
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5- you are probably one of those chicks who think they are hot... If you think that way you are 100% wrong you sound like a stuck up bitch... Sorry I don't know any other better way to put this.
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Epsilonyx
| 15
....can't forget her username...
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YacL
| 15
5 - Please don't speak again... or we're going to have a problem.
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MysticKnight
| 3
55- why, you have a problem with him idolizing Ke$ha and Snookie, you clock face dumb shit.
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YacL
| 15
75 - Him? Really?
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MysticKnight
| 3
78- she*. And stop the fuck for telling her not to speak again. She is a twilight lover, so she is cute.
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DocBastard
| 38
MysticKnight - her* And "stop the fuck"? What??
Your thinly-veiled attempts at flirting with twilightluver by attacking her attackers has revealed your true imbecilic nature. Well done.
Your thinly-veiled attempts at flirting with twilightluver by attacking her attackers has revealed your true imbecilic nature. Well done.
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lessthan0_fml
| 6
Don't trip(;
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ConnorBrown36
| 5
That would really piss me off
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MikeMikeTheAzn
| 3
Oh the irony... Wait, there's none.
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
Then why even say anything?
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MysticKnight
| 3
You don't say?
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maniaccrab
| 0
The irony here is quite simple really, it's... *looks at commenter's picture* ...boobs... 0.0
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igive
| 29
one is bigger than the other
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Crystal55621
| 19
Seriously, people? Stop staring at the boobs!
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iCake
| 13
Why should we?
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MysticKnight
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67- says the one who's pic shows man boobs
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TheGewt
| 7
At least you didn't piss yourself.
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lindora
| 35
But he did..
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lindora
| 35
Oh nvm, I just understood the fml. My bad.
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MrJustFriendz
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Lol you still got to pee ;P