Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
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ironichalibut
| 24
At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning
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GemmaStyles
| 14
Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning
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ironichalibut
| 24
At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning
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jerzjay
| 17
I live for those hangovers in the morning, means I had a successful night.
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GemmaStyles
| 14
Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning
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alyssawatters
| 7
Lesson learned: never volunteer to be the Designated Driver.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
DD's usually get free soda at most bars, too! It's not all bad.
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twaumat
| 28
that's not how you make friends...
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Mr_Satan
| 11
Next time tell them if they have enough money to drink, they have enough to pay for a cab.
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demonwolfmaster
| 26
Or, be smart and not use your own car. It's the first rule of DD never use your own car.
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chabelo
| 10
well if you wanted to make a good impression there are some other ways that don't involve taking care of drunk people
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dead_insects
| 18
seems like they left an impression of their own...
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baseballdude1283
| 18
Always a good story atleast :P
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Drifting
| 21
I hate when good intentions fail...sorry OP
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SirTalkaton
| 22
Oh the joys of being the DD. Sorry OP, now you know not to do that again.