FML : Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me?...

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By EmployeeOfTheMonth / Sunday 9 June 2013 23:33 / United States - Montpelier

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By ironichalibut | 24

#5528257 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:14

At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning

By GemmaStyles | 14

#5528258 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:14

Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning

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By ironichalibut | 24

#5528257 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:14

At least you're all alive though, although it sounds like most will wish they weren't in the morning

jerzjay | 17

#5528326 - Monday 10 June 2013 10:04

I live for those hangovers in the morning, means I had a successful night.

By GemmaStyles | 14

#5528258 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:14

Hey on the bright side you won't be the one with the hangover in the morning

By alyssawatters | 7

#5528259 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:16

Lesson learned: never volunteer to be the Designated Driver.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5528311 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:45

DD's usually get free soda at most bars, too! It's not all bad.

By twaumat | 28

#5528260 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:16

that's not how you make friends...

By Mr_Satan | 11

#5528261 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:17

Next time tell them if they have enough money to drink, they have enough to pay for a cab.

demonwolfmaster | 26

#5528795 - Monday 10 June 2013 07:27

Or, be smart and not use your own car. It's the first rule of DD never use your own car.

By chabelo | 10

#5528262 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:18

well if you wanted to make a good impression there are some other ways that don't involve taking care of drunk people

By dead_insects | 18

#5528263 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:20

seems like they left an impression of their own...

By baseballdude1283 | 18

#5528264 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:20

Always a good story atleast :P

By Drifting | 21

#5528265 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:21

I hate when good intentions fail...sorry OP

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5528273 - Monday 10 June 2013 09:24

Oh the joys of being the DD. Sorry OP, now you know not to do that again.

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