Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
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spamhands1
| 18
That is not nice, your better off without him
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
You're
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soullyfe
| 33
Or he could be better off. For all we know OP could have a terrible personality, or some other negative situation we're not aware of. Have to see both sides sometimes.
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ItsDutch
| 16
Even if OP didn't have the greatest personality, he could've simply told her no. He didn't have to be an asshole about it...
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Epikatz
| 22
The one sure thing is that OP has a very strange type of Dream Man.
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Sazzles
| 17
Sounds like a lucky escape OP
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IAmzephyr
| 22
bon appetite?
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flyingmind_fml
| 17
i'll have the pleasure to cook them for u asshole !!
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nityasomaiya
| 46
Ask him if he'd prefer it with salt or pepper.
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Hoopachi
| 19
Dodged a bullet there OP! If he insults people like that without even giving them a try then you don't need to be with him
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
More like dodged a ballsack
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renouttaluck
| 20
Wow that is an extreme response OP. I would consider it a lucky break that the psycho said no.
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fantasyworld
| 37
I think you dodged a bullet there.
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MrsHaxxo
| 22
I think you dodged a bullet there..
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Devildrake
| 19
There's millions of other opportunities out there, chin up.
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nonsensical
| 26
"Not if I eat them first!!"
Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.
Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.
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ItsDutch
| 16
I'd tell you to marry me for that comment, but you could be a 40 year old horny stalker who will try to find out where I live.
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shemademedoit
| 20
so can you buddy. so can you
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nonsensical
| 26
If you marry me you'll have to accept me for who I am ♥
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TheBelt
| 19
Sorry O.P he doesn't deserve you.
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garrettcreek16
| 6
What is op
Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.