By fuck you - 26/04/2015 08:19 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 204
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nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

That is not nice, your better off without him

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That is not nice, your better off without him

Redoxx_fml 22

You're

Or he could be better off. For all we know OP could have a terrible personality, or some other negative situation we're not aware of. Have to see both sides sometimes.

Even if OP didn't have the greatest personality, he could've simply told her no. He didn't have to be an asshole about it...

Epikatz 22

The one sure thing is that OP has a very strange type of Dream Man.

Sounds like a lucky escape OP

IAmzephyr 22

bon appetite?

i'll have the pleasure to cook them for u asshole !!

nityasomaiya 46

Ask him if he'd prefer it with salt or pepper.

Dodged a bullet there OP! If he insults people like that without even giving them a try then you don't need to be with him

Redoxx_fml 22

More like dodged a ballsack

renouttaluck 20

Wow that is an extreme response OP. I would consider it a lucky break that the psycho said no.

I think you dodged a bullet there.

MrsHaxxo 22

I think you dodged a bullet there..

There's millions of other opportunities out there, chin up.

nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

I'd tell you to marry me for that comment, but you could be a 40 year old horny stalker who will try to find out where I live.

so can you buddy. so can you

nonsensical 26

If you marry me you'll have to accept me for who I am ♥

Sorry O.P he doesn't deserve you.

garrettcreek16 6

What is op