By fuck you - 26/04/2015 08:19 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
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nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

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spamhands1 18
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That is not nice, your better off without him

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spamhands1 18
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That is not nice, your better off without him

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Redoxx_fml 22

You're

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soullyfe 33
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Or he could be better off. For all we know OP could have a terrible personality, or some other negative situation we're not aware of. Have to see both sides sometimes.

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ItsDutch 16
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Even if OP didn't have the greatest personality, he could've simply told her no. He didn't have to be an asshole about it...

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Epikatz 22

The one sure thing is that OP has a very strange type of Dream Man.

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Sazzles 17
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Sounds like a lucky escape OP

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IAmzephyr 22

bon appetite?

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flyingmind_fml 17
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i'll have the pleasure to cook them for u asshole !!

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nityasomaiya 46

Ask him if he'd prefer it with salt or pepper.

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Hoopachi 19
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Dodged a bullet there OP! If he insults people like that without even giving them a try then you don't need to be with him

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Redoxx_fml 22

More like dodged a ballsack

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renouttaluck 20

Wow that is an extreme response OP. I would consider it a lucky break that the psycho said no.

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fantasyworld 37
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I think you dodged a bullet there.

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MrsHaxxo 22

I think you dodged a bullet there..

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Devildrake 19
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There's millions of other opportunities out there, chin up.

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nonsensical 26

"Not if I eat them first!!" Yeah, no, that'd be weird nevermind.

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ItsDutch 16
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I'd tell you to marry me for that comment, but you could be a 40 year old horny stalker who will try to find out where I live.

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shemademedoit 20
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so can you buddy. so can you

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nonsensical 26

If you marry me you'll have to accept me for who I am ♥

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TheBelt 19
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Sorry O.P he doesn't deserve you.

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garrettcreek16 6

What is op

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