By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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Alittleghosty 3
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I guess you could say you left her breathless

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Joshwarrior 39
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At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

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Joshwarrior 39
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At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.

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zBLAKEz 23
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And quite an excited yes. This is probably a weird way of looking at it, but I think it would be a big compliment if somebody got so excited they had an asthma attack when you asked them out.

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Miss_Chevious 37
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"I wasn't trying to kill her, I just left her a little breathless...."

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Ironmayhem 22
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Thats my fetish...

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fortune789 17
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This is like a nerdy version of Romeo and Juliet...

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brivielle 15
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in sickness and in health??

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Alittleghosty 3
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I guess you could say you left her breathless

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quickit 24
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OP is a lady killer! Taking her breath away and all. (:

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False_Stupidity 41
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My avatar. ...enough said.

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Oyas12 14
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#2 my name. ...enough said.

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Xelthen 10
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I'm happy for you! But that also sucks.. You know what they say, kill them with love.

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DaltonHaze 12
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I never thought you could take this phrase so... literally.

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chloewj 15
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Depending on how old you and her are you can simply ignore the parents

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SeriousJoker72 18
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igive 29
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Mine did. Met him when I was a teen, now we're married.

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cheeeksss 29
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I think it was just a knee jerk reaction on her parents behalf. After she recovers, I'm sure they will calm down and probably allow her to see you, OP. Most parents wouldn't forbid something or someone that makes their child happy.

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drizzy11 18
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i guess you took her breath away

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Ch_rae5 19
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I feel like that would be both terrifying and slightly traumatic, yet very complementing...

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theinsidiousgeek 9
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YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!! *puts glasses on*

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Sebastian2022 22
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If it's the girls of your dreams, have a talk to her parents, and thoroughly explain your intimate and personal feelings and genuine care for her. If you demonstrate that you're not another "guy", they will appreciate that and hopefully change their mind.

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AnalAssassin1 14
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It's not up to the parents to decide. It's a free society for a reason.

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ChristianH39 30
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36, that depends on how old you are. You're only as free as your parents let you be (within reason) until you're independent.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Well maybe he shouldn't explain his intimate feelings of her to her parents. ;)

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Lazy_B_ 11
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At least you found out she likes you back that's still better than never telling her how you feel.

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felipe2342 18
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I hit YDI by accident, you really should be able to undo this.

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kerstileann 26
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you should but its too technical and the mods are too sadistic.

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bearstyle22 11
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Your charm was just breathe taking.

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ThePaperDragon 31
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At least it was a yes! :D I am so excited for you! Her parents will realize you had no ill intentions for their daughter, then you two can be happy! Yay!

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