Gott lära av andras fel, eftersom man inte hinner begå alla själv.

Nice pickup line. i should try that one time. too bad ive never actually met a svedish girl b4. wat kinda foreign party were u at anyways? you owe your friend a lot for this cause she prob enjoyed it.

#1 FTW...
your friend sounds like a Stephen Hero.

Lol I copied #1 into Google translate:
Good to learn from others' mistakes, because you do not have time to commit all of yourself.


Btw, OP, this is the oldest trick in the book. I don't know how you could have fallen for that!!!
Kan jag ejakulat på ditt ansikte? Jag önskar djävulen på dig.

Best one:

Jag ar din hallik, sug min balle din hora

Got this line from a friend, same situation as OP, though it actually worked 'cuz I said it butchered on purpose

Je ne sais pas...

This is the oldest trick in the book. You should know better than to trust any friend to translate stuff for you to impress a girl. You deserved it.

Yeah agree agree with this guy. Instead of asking your friend, you should have gone online and looked it up (though it may not always be 100% accurate). It's like the FML with the girl who asked her friend how to say "Fuck Me" in Spanish so she could say it to her Spanish boyfriend, and she was told to say "Pollo Frito" (Fried chicken).

So yeah... Don't listen to your friends when they give you translations. They generally screw you over and think it's funny.

yup, exactly what i was gonna say

i think FUCK ME in any language is understood.......FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME ..get it

#2 you read my mind, this is indeed the oldest trick in the book

yeah

Anyone else thinking "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?

#64 no Fuck in diffrent languages isn't fuck every contrey just knows the English definition

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Fan Du!

Du älskar mig

Tja, hvem ville ikke elske alle fra de norden? [:

*alle fra Norden xD

there's either way more sweedish people on here than i realized, or ya'll love google translator :P

svensker er bøøgs go norge!!!

You're wrong #47, a lot of them are norwegians aswell :]
Scandinavian languages are pretty similar.

hatar norge fööööfan wooo!!

im an exchange student, and my host brother told me about how he fucked over the old exchange kid they had. the kid in question, P, asked how to say "Hello my name is P, how are you?", so he could say this to the grandma, to which my host bro told him to say "Tja 'P' heter jag och jag har pung svet!" Kid fell for it, and apparently grandma got pretty surprised. FHL.

Og der er endnu flere danskere :o

Nei, eg trur her er flest nordmenn.

But you should always double-check with a google-translator. And you really should EXPECT this from a friend.

#47, I was just thinking the same thing >_>

EYY! norrmän är bögar, mkay?

#75 Bra att du kan stava till svett ;)

We're taking over.

haha i agree with 48. but indeed the google translater is awesome.

Eww norrmän suger >:(

#10 **Fån du. that's right I grammar nazied google translate.

Wow, imagine the look on her face.
Lulz.
Next time, try to investigate by yourself, some friends are really jealous of your intentions.

THats why you should never trust your friends to tell you stuff to impress a girl :D
FYL, that sucks.

Mabye you couldve verified it first..

#1, you are amazing haha

#1, you are amazing haha

and this is why you don't trust your friends with stuff like that.

wow, that is one asshole of a friend.... you should tell her the mistake and beat ur friend

Your friend is fucking hero. I MUST meet him one day.
Give him a high five from me.