By Anonymous
Today, I asked my niece to house-sit because she acts very mature and sensible while her brother is an idle slob. Turns out the idle slob nephew is the mature one while the sensible niece actually likes to throw house parties. I found a used condom stuck to my ceiling. FML
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  PenguinPal3017  |  19

now that's what I call a sticky situation!

By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Reminds me of the time that my friend and I were cabbing to my place. The cabbie said he needed someone to sit up front to give him directions. I was getting in the front when he said "not you, I'm worried you'll puke up here." My friend was ten times as drunk as I was.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Idle slob = too lazy to do fuck all.
"Mature and sensible" = gaining trust to be able to do whatever she wants.
Always be suspicious of a well-behaved kid/young adult. They're generally up to something, and they'll wait as long as it takes for the pay-off.