Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult

Why didn’t you do this?

could be they had the money on them and mom was leaving the retail store and asked her to buy them and he pay her back

I think this is her way of telling you that you need to buy your own clothes. Your an adult buy your own clothes.

I don’t by my adult kids clothes, except as gifts for birthday/Christmas, and even then, only when that’s what they tell me they want.
At 20, you should be buying your own clothes. Enjoy the fluffy bubble shorts, you deserve it

How is that a FML? Either start buying your own clothes or get over your insecurities about what people think of your shorts.

Grow a pair, then go purchase a pair like a grown man.

Wear the damn shorts!

Mom usually has better fashion sense than you, so look sharp stylin’ your new, hot look!

You're a 20 year old guy, you can buy your own shorts.

Buy your own clothes and you get the clothes you want.

what a baby