Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I don't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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NotGabe
| 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
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FeatherTips
| 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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awkward611
| 26
I'm sorry but your mom is pretty funny xD
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whiteboy896
| 9
you spelled bitch wrong.
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olpally
| 32
No, that was fucking mean.
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NeatNit
| 32
#9, I have no idea why but I was sure at first that you wrote "you spelled bitch wrong twice". It was funnier.
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Grayness_
| 26
#1, what you put was actually funny. And that's what I thought also. There's a lot of sensitive ass people here.
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charrmaander
| 10
I agree hahah
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
I will not lie, but I did laugh when I read it. However, that doesn't mean what I thought she did was appropriate. OP's mom is an asshole for saying that. A mother should be way more caring to their child.
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ApollosMyth
| 22
The mother may be an asshole, but she was an asshole in a funny way, which I saw humor in. It's kind of like stand up comedians; funny, but a bitch half the time.
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awkward611
| 26
I didn't think it was appropriate either but instead of writing a paragraph about it I just said I thought it was funny because it is and I doubt she was serious
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DDCA
| 24
I thought it was quite appropriate. The sensitive people on this site have sucked the joy out of leaving creative, cynical and sometimes brutally honest comments that only enhance the antic dote OP's leave. If the poster is able to laugh at themselves and the situation, the commenters should be able too, as well. Kudos to you for not stating the obvious. And a nice middle finger for the sensitive FML readers who ruin comments by thinking their bullshit Dr. Phil advice is appreciated on here.
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Spider_Web
| 11
I agree, it's a comments section on a website based on humor. All the grammar Nazis and overly sarcastic "comment police" are getting really annoying
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Shy_Anne
| 10
Your mother is rather hilarious
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FeatherTips
| 10
What a bitch way to put it.
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aimeegoldberg
| 22
i'm so sick of reading comments to FMLs saying "what a bitch." learn some respect you guys! all the mom did was make a joke. im sure she didnt mean it to sound so harsh, and that OP didnt take it to heart. lighten up!
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feelingold
| 18
Ha, if OP was a girl the commenters would have been all over her about "compliment fishing". But not with a guy eh?
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laden_swallow09
| 34
99- Nope. I pressed YDI because he was fishing for a compliment, even if it were a genuine concern for his own self-image. Sometimes you reel in a rusty old can or a holey boot. Doesn't matter if a guy or a girl, you're leaving yourself open to that.
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DWordHead16
| 19
#99 & 104: I know right? Double standards tends to lurk amongst many commenters on this site... I don't know why people decide asking if they're ugly is the best way to get a compliment in the first place. It gives you like two seconds of happiness, just before you end up seeing another flaw you'd want a compliment/reassurance on. Which is why "fishing for a compliment" is a good saying. You'll keep casting to get more fish, right? Well yeah...
I don't even think I made sense lol
I don't even think I made sense lol
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olpally
| 32
Wow! What a bitch thing to say... :/ damn. This warrants a falcon punch.
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golden_warrior
| 23
I have been reading your comments and for some reason you always sound mad. Bitch this or bitch that. You need to take it easy:) however, your comments are entertaining.
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Welshite
| 39
I really feel sorry for your mother when she tells you to clean your room, Olpally.
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olpally
| 32
I take care of myself. Thanks. I'm mad cuz I work too much. Meh.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
You need to buy a game of Angry Angry Hippos. It's a great stress reliever.
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Stylux_fml
| 16
Correct me if I'm wrong... but isn't it Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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SumBur
| 11
Well I don't know about you but being hungry hungry makes me angry angry.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Yes, it is Hungry Hungry Hippos.. Haha. It was a weak attempt of a sarcastic joke.
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drewflav
| 17
I think what #3 really means to say is a Chuck Norris punch or possibly even a roundhouse kick. After all, the Falcon Punch is nothing more than a knockoff of Chuck Norris hitting something in his sleep ;)
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Oddyesy
| 6
Other way around, sir. Captain Falcon is the stuff of Chuck Norris's nightmares.
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FimogenFeels
| 14
You need someone who thinks you're a good person and doesn't think poorly of your looks, which is worth waiting for.
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DJisHere11
| 19
#4 It's worth the wait. He can't wait on another mother can he. She also didn't say he was a bad person. I'm confused on how this got thumbs up.
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NotGabe
| 28
That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."
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YDIoveragain
| 4
another burn from mom coming after. "you're adopted"
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Grimnirwher9
| 21
"Thank God, then there's still hope for me!"
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corocoro
| 30
"So it does run in the family."
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Bludmagnus
| 13
Exactly.
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flashback.miss
| 28
But Troll Mom strikes again. But, remind her you get half of your looks from her.
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expertsmilee
| 26
YDI, get a girlfriend and maybe this wouldn't happen.
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
This is one of the fucking most insensitive comments I have seen in a while.
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truepanda
| 2
...says the guy who is ugly looking
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Welshite
| 39
#18: I admit the comment was ridiculous, but insults such as that are uncalled for.
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jamsie_fml
| 17
So he makes a dumb ass comment and you insult his looks, 18? That's nice of you.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
That's harsh OP. I'm sure you look fine! If you want a significant other put yourself out there! Go meet people! Stay positive friend. :)
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
And even if he is so what? Shrek found true love
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
Ya and shrek didnt even have a great personality.
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Mauskau
| 35
If you need evidence of ugly people with ugly personalities finding someone and sometimes many, try the Jeremy Kyle show.
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ciumegu
| 6
Lol if she's your real mom then she looks just as bad as you:)
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DFresh503
| 8
Well, half as bad at least... Or is it twice as bad? I dunno, that's why I'm no geneticist.
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nanxi
| 30
Damn, not even a face only a mother could love.