By Thatslife - Netherlands
  Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML
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  southwind  |  0

jennabell, your an idiot, you can get pregnant having sex in any position.... not just doggy style... are you sure you aren't the OP's friend that she's talking about???

  5t3ff1k4h  |  44

Jennabell - The other guy who posted a few posts under you was right. You can get pregnant from other positions as well, honey. Almost all of them.

Barb - I suppose every time you have anal sex, the ejaculate breaks the membrane between your anus and your vagina then? Um, no. I think you need to check your facts.


no YOU need to check YOUR facts, if the semen leaks out and runs down into the vagina, then, yes, it's possible to get pregnant via anal sex. no sex is a hundred percent safe.

  hippychiccx  |  0

121: He forgot the comma also. When using two adjectives, or more, you need to separate them with a comma.
Ex: "What a complete, stupid idiot."

What he should have said though was: "What a completely stupid idiot."

I would use the latter.

  zozohearts  |  0

Haha, I love these grammar arguments. Each person is trying to correct someone else while making new mistakes and making a fool out of his/her self. People relax it's only FML! We're not writing a book or something. :P

  dizzyizzy97  |  3

oh look nothing in this sentence is capatilized. oh look I spelted capitalized wrong. oh look spelted isnt a word. oh look no apostrophy in "isn't." oh look apostrophe is spelt wrong. oh look... WHO GIVES A RATS ASS! loveyouall(:<3

  5t3ff1k4h  |  44

If you don't want to look like an idiot, you should give a rat's ass. If you clearly know how to spell/write grammatically correct sentences, why would you want to make yourself look uneducated like that? Why not use what intelligence you have? There's no reason to spell something wrong intentionally.

  DesB  |  7

Are you serious? Who would believe that crap? Who ever dose seriously needs to go back to sex ed! That's why there are so many idiots running around out there!

  caaklove  |  0

Side note: douching is pointless and unnecessary because a woman's body knows to "flush out" the vagina with natural fluids that clean the entire vagina in the process. The only thing a woman should do after sex to stay clean is urinate and wash the outside of the vagina.

By  KMilliron  |  2

Ten percent of people having sex for the first time that aren't using contraception will become pregnant. Assuming it's a chick dude vaginal sort of intercourse.