Today, I asked my dad why the Wi-fi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML
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erptwerp
| 26
You should really do your homework earlier Horno.
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Soninuva
| 41
It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to porn sites and assumed it was you.
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Syruphs
| 17
Are you sure he doesn't browse FML? cause that sounds like a pun someone in the comment section would make
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Soninuva
| 41
It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to porn sites and assumed it was you.
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leafsnacks
| 11
Fuck, that exists?? I hope my parents don't have that
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Kingsz
| 7
They can easily just ask your ISP for a list of sites you've visited.
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Mortoli
| 30
explains how me and bro kept gettin caught, not at same time of course. they usually blamed on me anyways. lol
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erptwerp
| 26
You should really do your homework earlier Horno.
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papygeorges
| 17
OP never said when the assignment was due though.
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MariaGiovanni
| 25
or when it was assigned. you've never had a big assignment due within 1 or two days? lucky lucky you.
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KayDee29
| 31
Apparently people don't get jokes anymore.
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erptwerp
| 26
Thanks. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
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erptwerp
| 26
Nope. I'm obviously too privileged to know the feeling. I have many wifis and hard line internets. But really, my wifi was so bad in school I did all my work at the library.
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JoeOfDoom
| 6
Well, at least now you know that you Dad doesn't care if you watch porn.
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TheFount
| 21
I don't think that that's he message their dad tried to put out.
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LeashaJoy5595
| 28
Well it's nice to know that your dad thinks so highly of you with a nickname like "horno"
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Until I read your comment, I had read the nickname as "Homo" and couldn't make sense of why he'd be called that unless it was gay porn he was watching. :P
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ThatHorse
| 15
Just tell you're horny for assignments and want to do them hard and fast.
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PePziNL
| 20
"I don't want to sound slutty, but please do me whenever you want. Signed, homework."
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tranced_
| 44
lol troll dad strikes again
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slumd0g
| 15
You're not fooling anyone horno
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TheLastCenturion
| 19
Guess your game's up, Horno. He knows what you're doing in there ;)
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Abhimanyu
| 14
Hahaha ?? what did you say to him afterwards?