Uh oh! Ur-in trouble

How did a beer can in in a classroom to begin with?

Damn it, I meant in^2

The plants are outside, that's where the beer can was. It's not uncommon for teens to wonder onto a school campus after hours, get drunk and leave some evidence behind. This same practice is also noticeable amongst the homeless community. Hopefully you arrived early enough to correct your situation OP!

Ummm ?
Well...the plants are OUTSIDE

Here's to hoping you arrived to work so early that it meant you had time to go home and change

If you didn't have time to change like the comment before me I hope you do have spray/perfume to use.

Soapy water, febreeze and perfume!

What's the difference?

No good deed.... huh?

OP,hope your dress clean now.You wanted well for the kids.Karma eill sort that shit out.

Why was the smell familiar?

I'm quite sure that we all know what urine smells like..It is a familiar smell.

This needs a follow up, where did the can come from? Did you water the plants? What grade are you teaching?

I was expecting you to get caught with a can of beer in your hand whilst on work?