By I didn't though - 10/09/2015 04:07 - United States

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
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He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

What a wanker.

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What a wanker.

How many did you do

Exactly 9.3 push-ups.

All of them.

Lol that guy sounds lame. Sorry OP.

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

I'm sure you can clear things out with him, right? Plus, I'd imagine there'd be more than just grunting noises if OP was really sacking his chum..

Can't be undone now!

haha next time do jumping jacks no confusion there....at least not from my experiences lol

Think about the sounds. Grunting and slapping skin...

That made me laugh and face palm xD

Mistaking push-ups for beating it? That person has a lot to learn

You may be doing push ups wrong!

No, I think his room mate is masturbating wrong.

Just tell everyone the truth. It's your word against his... Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.

How about no...

by by that logic No one would ever be charged with murder.