FML : Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he...

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I didn't though / Thursday 10 September 2015 04:07 / United States

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By Bricktothehead | 21

#6406838 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:42

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

By bwoolf96 | 21

#6406831 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:37

What a wanker.

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By bwoolf96 | 21

#6406831 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:37

What a wanker.

By jakers8424 | 18

#6406835 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:37

How many did you do

RenoTheRhino | 30

#6406929 - Thursday 10 September 2015 17:24

Exactly 9.3 push-ups.

Roskie | 16

#6406947 - Thursday 10 September 2015 17:51

All of them.

ErikSenpai | 3

#6407507 - Friday 11 September 2015 7:44

I'm crying

By earlytermination | 34

#6406837 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:41

Lol that guy sounds lame. Sorry OP.

By Bricktothehead | 21

#6406838 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:42

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

By Perplexed_Aris | 16

#6406840 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:44

I'm sure you can clear things out with him, right? Plus, I'd imagine there'd be more than just grunting noises if OP was really sacking his chum..

By vikky538 | 28

#6406841 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:44

Can't be undone now!

By rainbowsRlove | 15

#6406842 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:45

haha next time do jumping jacks no confusion there....at least not from my experiences lol

militarybrat | 21

#6407415 - Friday 11 September 2015 5:12

Think about the sounds. Grunting and slapping skin...

BrutalEater | 15

#6407496 - Friday 11 September 2015 7:28

That made me laugh and face palm xD

By ChunkyBuiscuit | 13

#6406848 - Thursday 10 September 2015 14:49

Mistaking push-ups for beating it? That person has a lot to learn

By grimboots | 3

#6406864 - Thursday 10 September 2015 15:02

You may be doing push ups wrong!

invadermaythe1st | 35

#6406951 - Thursday 10 September 2015 18:04

No, I think his room mate is masturbating wrong.

By gosh_mate | 30

#6406866 - Thursday 10 September 2015 15:09

Just tell everyone the truth. It's your word against his...
Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.