Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
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Bricktothehead
| 21
He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.
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bwoolf96
| 21
What a wanker.
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bwoolf96
| 21
What a wanker.
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jakers8424
| 18
How many did you do
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RenoTheRhino
| 30
Exactly 9.3 push-ups.
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Roskie
| 16
All of them.
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ErikSenpai
| 3
I'm crying
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earlytermination
| 34
Lol that guy sounds lame. Sorry OP.
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Bricktothehead
| 21
He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.
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Perplexed_Aris
| 16
I'm sure you can clear things out with him, right? Plus, I'd imagine there'd be more than just grunting noises if OP was really sacking his chum..
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vikky538
| 28
Can't be undone now!
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rainbowsRlove
| 15
haha next time do jumping jacks no confusion there....at least not from my experiences lol
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militarybrat
| 21
Think about the sounds. Grunting and slapping skin...
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BrutalEater
| 15
That made me laugh and face palm xD
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ChunkyBuiscuit
| 13
Mistaking push-ups for beating it? That person has a lot to learn
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grimboots
| 3
You may be doing push ups wrong!
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
No, I think his room mate is masturbating wrong.
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gosh_mate
| 30
Just tell everyone the truth. It's your word against his...
Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.
Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.
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ProfessorMctitie
| 19
How about no...
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DeltaDragonxx
| 20
by by that logic No one would ever be charged with murder.