By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 03:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML
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Awsemogreeb 19
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Now get to work on the other things.

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Harpy20 24
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Well now you can fix it all.

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Awsemogreeb 19
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Now get to work on the other things.

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Pleonasm 35
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Like how OP says "Oh my gravy" at everything.

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MrsAlexander83 10
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Loved your response!!! Fabulous!

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Firuzzy 10
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23- Wrong FML, The two anonymous people are not the same,

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Harpy20 24
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Well now you can fix it all.

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Screwie 25
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Use that coffee in there to clean your toothbrush while you're taking care of your teeth, it will probably make everyone happy as long as they don't find out.

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zandalee 19
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What the fuck?

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cameron194 9
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Coffee to clean a toothbrush .. You know , I'm pretty sure people brush their teeth to clean and get rid of coffee/other food stains.. Rinsing a toothbrush in coffee, probably not the brightest idea. :/

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spazz666 18
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I think they were saying for OP to clean his toothbrush in their coffee.

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goldfishgod 20
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I tell you, officemates can be fucking bitches.

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savage93 11
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Unless its like the show The Office, they have a good time at there work lol.

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CharresBarkrey 15
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Honestly, OP should have better personal hygiene if working with other people. Their coworkers shouldn't have to be subjected to dealing with that.

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onlychildFTW 33
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OP has some hygiene problems that need to be addressed.

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Lant 6
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I cant stand when im workig with someone and they smell like garbage it reallymakes it hard to respect them

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vbmg152 18
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Looks like you need to work on your hygiene! Take a shower & brush your teeth!

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KiddNYC1O 20
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Some people can't help it and suffer from chronic bad breath. Remember that Tyra Banks show episode?? Lol

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Achall91 17
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Atleast now you've got something else to do. Buy a toothbrush, minty toothpaste, and some mouthwash. Seriously.

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CrissyyyS2 22
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The truth hurts? Nah! Screw em OP. Just go sighing your breathe in their faces :>

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CrissyyyS2 22
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Breath* ): Gah fail.

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twinkiefeets 17
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Op you might want to step up your personal grooming.

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Brenda37 13
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I bet a moment of awkward silence ensued after you told them the actual problem you fixed... How uncomfortable. Well anyways OP, now you know what areas you need to work on so make a better effort to be more hygienic.

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annie_nk 22
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Although what your coworkers said was harsh, you kinda set yourself up for that one.

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