Congratulations, OP. You are now the acting CEO. Go sit in the biggest office you can find and start firing people.

...How do they **** up that badly? Just find the nearest position of authority and consult them.

You probably shouldn't put that you're clairvoyant on your résumé.

Go up to your coworkers, one at a time, speak without making a sound and make big hand gestures.

Hey wing it! Sounds like they'll only tell you if youre doing something wrong so just jump right on in!

So ask.

Salary + No work, that sounds like dream job

unclear job expectations are, unfortunately, fairly common. just do your best, talk to your peers, snag the soonest opportunity to get classification. through all that, keep the best attitude you can!

sounds like Wendy's xD

That sucks. My first 3 days at my current job I was completely on my own, my manager was on vacation and there was no one to train me.