FML : Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the...

Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 February 2018 15:00 /

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By ZoroMiHawk | 24

#7600481 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:21

You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7600482 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:26

So you just floor it every time you drive?

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7600476 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:16

For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world, visit MyPillar.com!

Dave_Davington | 31

#7600479 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:19

For a moment there, I actually thought you were a spambot. Almost clicked the little report to moderator button and everything.

RichardPencil | 25

#7600511 - Saturday 17 February 2018 16:46

If I’m a spambot, the human race ought to throw in the towel and submit to their robot overloads.

No, I’m a real boy! Go, Homo sapiens, go! C > Si!

By ZoroMiHawk | 24

#7600481 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:21

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7600482 - Saturday 17 February 2018 15:26

So you just floor it every time you drive?

By RudyH621 | 25

#7600497 - Saturday 17 February 2018 16:06

Ohh Spongebob, whyyy? - Mrs. Puff

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7600515 - Saturday 17 February 2018 17:00

Time to turn in your license Spongebob.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7600546 - Saturday 17 February 2018 18:27

Sounds like someone bought a Challenger Hellcat. You're not the first and you won't be the last. 700hp RWD platform isn't for driving scrubs.

By Moxie Mettle | 9

#7600554 - Saturday 17 February 2018 19:03

Obviously you didn't test drive it first! You earned that one! Life in the fast lane. I can't drive 55?

By Rhett_15 | 21

#7600674 - Sunday 18 February 2018 3:56

What an idiot!

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7600921 - Sunday 18 February 2018 21:24

Why are you in the road? you need a lifetime uber account

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7601772 - Wednesday 21 February 2018 3:45

okay. I might get having to press the pedal down because that's what you're used to, but did the steering wheel not work either? couldn't have just turned it a bit?