By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 15:00

Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML
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You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.

So you just floor it every time you drive?

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You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.

So you just floor it every time you drive?

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Time to turn in your license Spongebob.

Sounds like someone bought a Challenger Hellcat. You're not the first and you won't be the last. 700hp RWD platform isn't for driving scrubs.

Obviously you didn't test drive it first! You earned that one! Life in the fast lane. I can't drive 55?

What an idiot!

Why are you in the road? you need a lifetime uber account

okay. I might get having to press the pedal down because that's what you're used to, but did the steering wheel not work either? couldn't have just turned it a bit?