Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML
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ZoroMiHawk
| 25
You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.
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DraftHail614
| 17
So you just floor it every time you drive?
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RichardPencil
| 27
For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world, visit MyPillar.com!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
For a moment there, I actually thought you were a spambot. Almost clicked the little report to moderator button and everything.
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RichardPencil
| 27
If I’m a spambot, the human race ought to throw in the towel and submit to their robot overloads.
No, I’m a real boy! Go, Homo sapiens, go! C > Si!
No, I’m a real boy! Go, Homo sapiens, go! C > Si!
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ZoroMiHawk
| 25
You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.
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DraftHail614
| 17
So you just floor it every time you drive?
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RudyH621
| 25
Ohh Spongebob, whyyy? - Mrs. Puff
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Time to turn in your license Spongebob.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Sounds like someone bought a Challenger Hellcat. You're not the first and you won't be the last. 700hp RWD platform isn't for driving scrubs.
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Moxie Mettle
| 9
Obviously you didn't test drive it first! You earned that one! Life in the fast lane. I can't drive 55?
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Rhett_15
| 21
What an idiot!
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
Why are you in the road? you need a lifetime uber account
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sweetbliss3
| 37
okay. I might get having to press the pedal down because that's what you're used to, but did the steering wheel not work either? couldn't have just turned it a bit?