By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 16:16 - United States - Spring Hope

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 129
You deserved it 3 077

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Kick him out the window

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)


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with lice

Or tell the flight attendant, there's gotta be rules for that sort of problem. They won't make you sit there like that.

Perhaps if you discretely tell the flight attendant they may be able to help you. I remember once on the reality show airplane, the flight attendant had to speak to a passenger who had a major BO problem.

I bet you feel lousy after that comment.

That moment when no one got his joke.. Louse is a form of the word lice guys..

I wasn't trying to be funny. Depression kicks hard around this time if year, making caring hard. I'll take the well deserved downvotes.

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57 - or they can move OP if there's room. I was in violent pain on a plane ride home when I was 13 and they got me a row to myself so I could take the pain pills my uncle had given me and just sleep for the trip.

The airline needs to know so that they can de louse that seat/headrest and vicinity once he's off the plane.

64 - and what happens on a full flight? You want people to sit on laps so you can take a fucking nap?

Put a shower cap, something like that, on the person with lice is an idea. I'm sure this happened before on airplanes, the staff will find a way.

Kick him out the window

this can be a solution to so many problems if we could do it

And when the others look at you with shock you say "No Ticket!"

48- quite the reference you made there. perfectly executed.

Thus killing us all :D

Ask if you can move to another seat. But still FYL, good luck OP!

Ask for a different seat! That's a lot of "nope"

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

We all know have that will end up... Justin Bieber and 1D is an example.

Wtf does that have to do with anything?

What the actual fuck does tht have to do with this?!

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Did she have the ability to jump into your hair and lay eggs too?

Would you have preferred a man with a girly voice who smiled at you every time you gave him a death glare? Just asking, because you seem to have rather specific preferences.

Ask for another seat before it's too late. Good luck OP.

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Because he didn't have a pair of scissors on him or a bottle of shampoo. That's really the only way to get the TSA's attention.

Maybe he should have had scissors and shampoo...lice shampoo. Yucky!!!

I'm curious, if he has visible lice how short is his hair

You can see it if you have long hair too. It depends on how bad the lice is.

Whenever I got lice as a little kid, my mom would pick each individual lice out of my hair. I hated sitting there without being able to move, but it was totally worth it. One of the worst feelings you can have are bugs crawling all over you and nesting on your scalp..

My scalp is itching just reading this ehh

It's a sign.

12 just caught eLice

I once got a kid back from surgery, and as I leaned over to listen to his chest, I glanced up and saw his very frisky crop of head lice. No one in the OR had noticed, even though part of the pre-op protocol was to put a paper hair cover on him. Seriously, the little buggers were jumping-I itched for the rest of my shift.