By LZapped - 08/06/2015 13:35 - United States - Mundelein

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Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML
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WitEluded 13

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

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WitEluded 13

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Your picture being the ? only makes your comment better.

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vreid 20

And now you excel at feeling awkward! Hopefully the awkwardness took away from the stress you were feeling OP

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20bricks 28

If you pass the exam, you should sue her for burning you to the ground.

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Jbell1527 3

Don't BEAT yourself about it.

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udderbutter 15

Cum on now you will do great on the test

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gintwinsmoore 20

#9 I think this was a great pun...you have an up vote from me.

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muarif 19

Wow, you have a cool mother, man! Don't worry, she was just trying to divert your attention and make you relax! :)

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