By LZapped - 08/06/2015 13:35 - United States - Mundelein

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Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML
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Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

Mama knows you best.

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Mama knows you best.

No D- for your D.

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

Your picture being the ? only makes your comment better.

And now you excel at feeling awkward! Hopefully the awkwardness took away from the stress you were feeling OP

20bricks 28

If you pass the exam, you should sue her for burning you to the ground.

Jbell1527 3

Don't BEAT yourself about it.

Cum on now you will do great on the test

gintwinsmoore 20

#9 I think this was a great pun...you have an up vote from me.

Wow, you have a cool mother, man! Don't worry, she was just trying to divert your attention and make you relax! :)