FML : Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on...

Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LZapped - / Monday 8 June 2015 13:35 / United States - Mundelein

Intimacy

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By WitEluded | 13

#6314538 - Monday 8 June 2015 17:58

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

By igg125 | 30

#6314534 - Monday 8 June 2015 17:56

Mama knows you best.

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By igg125 | 30

#6314534 - Monday 8 June 2015 17:56

Mama knows you best.

By Welshite | 39

#6314537 - Monday 8 June 2015 17:57

No D- for your D.

By WitEluded | 13

#6314538 - Monday 8 June 2015 17:58

Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam

WellThatWasRude | 27

#6314559 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:18

Subtle. I like it.

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6314587 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:49

Your picture being the ? only makes your comment better.

By vreid | 20

#6314539 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:00

And now you excel at feeling awkward! Hopefully the awkwardness took away from the stress you were feeling OP

By 20bricks | 28

#6314541 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:01

If you pass the exam, you should sue her for burning you to the ground.

By Jbell1527 | 3

#6314543 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:02

Don't BEAT yourself about it.

By NutellaCongress | 10

#6314544 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:02

Is she wrong?

By udderbutter | 15

#6314547 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:04

Cum on now you will do great on the test

gintwinsmoore | 20

#6314682 - Monday 8 June 2015 20:48

#9 I think this was a great pun...you have an up vote from me.

By wtfdidudo | 9

#6314549 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:04

Rekt

By muarif | 19

#6314550 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:05

Wow, you have a cool mother, man! Don't worry, she was just trying to divert your attention and make you relax! :)

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