Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML
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WitEluded
| 13
Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam
By
igg125
| 30
Mama knows you best.
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By
igg125
| 30
Mama knows you best.
By
Welshite
| 39
No D- for your D.
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WitEluded
| 13
Good luck getting that out of your head before the exam
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WellThatWasRude
| 27
Subtle. I like it.
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
Your picture being the ? only makes your comment better.
By
vreid
| 20
And now you excel at feeling awkward! Hopefully the awkwardness took away from the stress you were feeling OP
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20bricks
| 28
If you pass the exam, you should sue her for burning you to the ground.
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Jbell1527
| 3
Don't BEAT yourself about it.
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NutellaCongress
| 10
Is she wrong?
By
udderbutter
| 15
Cum on now you will do great on the test
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
#9 I think this was a great pun...you have an up vote from me.
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wtfdidudo
| 9
Rekt
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muarif
| 19
Wow, you have a cool mother, man! Don't worry, she was just trying to divert your attention and make you relax! :)