By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

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Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 966
You deserved it 3 130

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Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

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Crack those window open!!

Throw up on him.

I just noticed the #2 comment.... Let the Hunger Games Down Voting edition commence!

I don't understand how the husband would enjoy it if they're going to be stuck in a car that smells like puke. He should have the decency not to do that then. If he's going to be a dick, at least be one at an appropriate time.

Good god, that is the best grammar I've ever seen.

12hr drive to where?...

To the Illuminati HQ

Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

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201, if he has to pull over to a gas station and go clean up in the bathroom with paper towels and soap and then dig a clean set of clothes out of the back... GOOD. It might be nearly as uncomfortable as having a sore stomach and throat from puking.

#18 Easy there. I was half joking.

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No, vomit is definitely worse. I just pictured the situation happening and thought it was funny.

#30 if they are driving 12 hours they better have brought extra clothes

Yes but the husband is doing it on PURPOSE... She would be doing it so that he thinks twice about letting one rip. If every time he farts she throws up on him, he might be inclined the stop. Your logic is borderline non existent!

Sorry OP. Better bring some noseplugs

Hopefully beans wasn't part of dinner last night.

Window down, face out, have a nice trip.

Just like a dog, dogs know what's up.

What an asshole. Wait, that's the problem...

Open the windows, take a few Advil PM and go to sleep!

That might not be the best idea while pregnant.

Advil should be fine ... Although Benadryl and zofran maybe a better alternative. Consult your physician, not all agree but they should.

Advil is a nope during pregnancy. Benadryl should be fine tho according to my sheet and zofran may cause drowsiness so no guarantee there.

.... Good luck with that.

Stick incenses in your nose haha! Wait, that'll probably make you nauseous too.