FML : Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of...

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By etgohome - / Monday 26 August 2013 00:10 / Canada - Kingston

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By Zestus | 19

#5644063 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

By Branflakes78 | 13

#5644064 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

At least you got a Nice Ass!?

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By Zestus | 19

#5644063 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

so you were the victim of a hit on and run?

calilovesneb | 12

#5644103 - Monday 26 August 2013 9:08

Grumpy cat.

His_Holiness | 18

#5644156 - Monday 26 August 2013 10:09

That ass is probably what distracted him so much that he almost hit you so be proud of that.

Soloman212 | 28

#5644430 - Monday 26 August 2013 15:05

I guess that means OP's ass is killer.

omgitsmoe | 26

#5644450 - Monday 26 August 2013 15:22

So not all Canadians say sorry?
My life is a lie

Snazzy_Snaz | 17

#5644873 - Monday 26 August 2013 19:51

I'm sorry we tricked you into thinking we all say sorry

jadevv | 12

#5645447 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:45

#49 so so sorry you were mistaken.

tjv3 | 10

#5645464 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:58

Pics of the ass let fml decide :) j/k

omgitsmoe | 26

#5646012 - Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:08

#74 , #85
I can't stop laughing xD

imnotanybody | 2

#5992975 - Monday 30 June 2014 8:28

hahaha that's a good one

By Branflakes78 | 13

#5644064 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:55

At least you got a Nice Ass!?

golden_warrior | 23

#5644237 - Monday 26 August 2013 12:09

Well, fml community will be the judge of that so OP upload a pic of your ass :)

PenguinBitch | 43

#5644722 - Monday 26 August 2013 18:24

*Uploads pic of a donkey*. That is a fine ass.

By ironwords | 8

#5644065 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:56

Some people just don't deserve a license

By zawesomee | 14

#5644066 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:56

Well, at least he said something nice.

Mossears133 | 15

#5644210 - Monday 26 August 2013 11:48

That's not a compliment, it's fucking disgusting.

hcollins1 | 18

#5644446 - Monday 26 August 2013 15:16

Saying something nice would've been along the line of 'I'm sorry for almost running you over! Oh hey! You're beautiful!'

By FrozenHell77 | 8

#5644067 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:56

Win/ lose situation right there.

By StraightEdge325 | 11

#5644068 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:56

What an ass hole.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5644555 - Monday 26 August 2013 16:42

That's what the driver said

By mrsnugglefunny | 10

#5644078 - Monday 26 August 2013 8:58

Look on the bright side at least you know you have a nice ass now :)

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5644332 - Monday 26 August 2013 13:36

That driver has the ability to give out fine asses to people! Probably because he's an asshat.

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5644085 - Monday 26 August 2013 9:01

Tell him to fuck off.

By Pelios_fml | 10

#5644087 - Monday 26 August 2013 9:01

What an ass!

By Merrqe | 11

#5644104 - Monday 26 August 2013 9:09

Is it a car or a truck?

brewmasterg | 34

#5644115 - Monday 26 August 2013 9:19

Not sure about you but where I come from larger vehicles like 4WDs and utes are often referred to as 'trucks' as well as cars.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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