Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
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Zestus
| 19
so you were the victim of a hit on and run?
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Branflakes78
| 13
At least you got a Nice Ass!?
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Zestus
| 19
so you were the victim of a hit on and run?
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calilovesneb
| 12
Grumpy cat.
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His_Holiness
| 18
That ass is probably what distracted him so much that he almost hit you so be proud of that.
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Soloman212
| 28
I guess that means OP's ass is killer.
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omgitsmoe
| 26
So not all Canadians say sorry?
My life is a lie
My life is a lie
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
I'm sorry we tricked you into thinking we all say sorry
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jadevv
| 12
#49 so so sorry you were mistaken.
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tjv3
| 10
Pics of the ass let fml decide :) j/k
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omgitsmoe
| 26
#74 , #85
I can't stop laughing xD
I can't stop laughing xD
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imnotanybody
| 2
hahaha that's a good one
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Branflakes78
| 13
At least you got a Nice Ass!?
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golden_warrior
| 23
Well, fml community will be the judge of that so OP upload a pic of your ass :)
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PenguinBitch
| 43
*Uploads pic of a donkey*. That is a fine ass.
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ironwords
| 8
Some people just don't deserve a license
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zawesomee
| 14
Well, at least he said something nice.
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Mossears133
| 15
That's not a compliment, it's fucking disgusting.
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hcollins1
| 18
Saying something nice would've been along the line of 'I'm sorry for almost running you over! Oh hey! You're beautiful!'
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FrozenHell77
| 8
Win/ lose situation right there.
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StraightEdge325
| 11
What an ass hole.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
That's what the driver said
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mrsnugglefunny
| 10
Look on the bright side at least you know you have a nice ass now :)
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
That driver has the ability to give out fine asses to people! Probably because he's an asshat.
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Dallasluver19
| 14
Tell him to fuck off.
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Pelios_fml
| 10
What an ass!
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Merrqe
| 11
Is it a car or a truck?
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brewmasterg
| 34
Not sure about you but where I come from larger vehicles like 4WDs and utes are often referred to as 'trucks' as well as cars.