Love: Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive...

By singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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Buffering

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By nightmare come true - 15/03/2022 18:00

Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML

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Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

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By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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Monday 24 August 2009 16:40

He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)

aback 4

Monday 24 August 2009 17:10

Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.

Comments

Zeke4448 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:31

I feel bad for him. Getting married is extremely stressful. Don't be a b!tch and force him....

plexico 3

Monday 24 August 2009 17:32

Did your dad forget to bring his ******* shotgun?

gothymama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:02

heh, wtg, plexico... again!

auroraaustralis 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:53

You dodged a bullet there. And... at least you got a party out of it? Which isn't much by the way of condolences, I know. But, silver lining?

sam06s2b 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:54

It was probably for the best if your first thought after is to spread the news across the internet rather than lying in bed all day crying and eating chips straight from the freezer like any normal person would.

annamg 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:47

I doubt it actually happened "today." You're just required to put that in front of your FMLs.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Monday 24 August 2009 20:20

yeah, we should be able to put "today" or "this week" or start it with "last night" and in the middle put "and now today"

nam2012 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:00

m sorry - if u were gay i would have marrried u instead :P lol cheer up its ok relax

theDIVA_NL 3

Monday 24 August 2009 18:05

uhmm thats suxx im sorry

iFruit 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:10

Aww thats so horrible! FYL, you sure know how to pick 'em.

lakita_lover 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:11

I'm sorry to hear that, but it's better than getting a divorce later, right? Still, it's a shame that he couldn't have figured out how he felt about settling down before the expensive wedding. I hope you have better luck finding the right guy in the future.