By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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WCARlover 34

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

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Joheezy 14

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

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Joheezy 14

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

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Hash13 13

I would like to be in exact situation ... Playing call of duty .. Reviving head ...

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DARKDAY07 16

I second #11

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ElectroThunder28 16

This goes for 11 too, just get a gay guy to do it. Your not gonna be paying attention anyway, and he would love it.

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hurtfeet 17

I don't think #19's parents would enjoy that idea, considering he's 16.

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jsrf 8

Or nahhhh #29

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doctorhook86 24

#1: That's not only a bizarre and hilarious coincidence, but also a good first comment.

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flowerpowergirl 10

I'm sorry but I would never give my bf a ******* while he is playing a video game.. either he wants to play or be intimate with me..

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doctorhook86 24

#75: Personally I wouldn't want receive a ******* while playing a video game--too distracting, and giving her my full sexual attention is more fun. I hate when the girl is only half-into it; why would I expect her to be okay with me being only half-into it?

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Googolman 29

16 is really not that young... there are thirteen-year-olds who engage in sexual activities.

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reallyokok 5

That doesn't make it okay

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Googolman 29

I know it doesn't; I've always been extremely annoyed by it, but 16 is an acceptable age to lose one's virginity. It is the age of consent in most countries, after all.

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onlychildFTW 33

I'd love to get head while playing xbox...

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Sockmonkey12 10

That's not a good thing

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xluciferx666 21

Well guess we know what's gonna happen next time he asks for it

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WCARlover 34

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

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afallingstar 22

Agreed. He should feel lucky she was willing to do so.

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CatchMe25 16

Not only willing but happy

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tygerarmy 35

Couldn't agree more. I've never been mad a woman for giving me head. I'd just be disappointed if it was a game she played and she didn't sit on my face to play the next round.

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illinoiscentral 16

#59, couldn't agree more!

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Unless they use teeth.

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aliciavanham 13

How low can you go, literally.

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InkedGamer 9

perfect comment.

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gary3768 13

I ageee

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Juicenub 25

Wow,I guess that situation sucked for everyone

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bigharp2005 3

wish my wife would...

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devildog562 33

Obviously you were doing it right if he was distracted. I would lose a few rounds to get good head, what's his issue ?

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SexyQueen0905 24

Umm your husband needs to get his priorities in check.

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briang959 47

You answered the call of duty....he did not. :)

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WhatsUpJJ 9

His eyes may have been on the screen, but his head was elsewhere...

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Ironmayhem 22

yea, in her mouth...

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riddle143 15

No. Up his ass kinda like yours :P

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WhatsUpJJ 9

Of course, where else?

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