By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles
  Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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  doctorhook86  |  24

#75: Personally I wouldn't want receive a blowjob while playing a video game--too distracting, and giving her my full sexual attention is more fun.

I hate when the girl is only half-into it; why would I expect her to be okay with me being only half-into it?

  Googolman  |  29

I know it doesn't; I've always been extremely annoyed by it, but 16 is an acceptable age to lose one's virginity. It is the age of consent in most countries, after all.

  tygerarmy  |  35

Couldn't agree more. I've never been mad a woman for giving me head. I'd just be disappointed if it was a game she played and she didn't sit on my face to play the next round.