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How did you get thumbed down pleon? Those elementary schoolers came out of school mad today, haw.

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Guys can get laid anytime they want too. There are plenty of very desperate girls out there. It's just a matter of how low you're willing to sink to get laid.

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15, the difference is even the most desperate girls have to be pursued; unless you look like Brad Pitt, girls aren't going to just come up to you. So for a shy guy like me, there's really no way I could just go out and "get laid," whereas even those ugly girls are going to have horny guys willing to pursue them. They just have to sit around and dress slutty and they can find a guy in minutes, if I sat around and dressed slutty all the girls would just run away! Oh well, I've matured en

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Who the hell wants to have sex with someone who does a noxious reverse belch afterwards? It ruins the moment when all you can think of is "oh, ooh. Here it comes". Let me tell you, some guys can put a skunk to shame.

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Being of a certain gender is no excuse for being disgusting. If it's involuntary, maybe, but otherwise... just go to the bathroom or something.

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Yeah, I stand by my comment. Clearly, none of you have ever been an ugly girl and more than that, a fat girl. There are desperate people all over the place. Men and women.

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Simethicone is a mild drug that reduces surface tension, but I'm sure I just missed out on your joke :P

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How would you not notice? I guess you could cover your ears and plug your nose but that seems silly.

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It doesn't make people gassy, it stimulates movement in the colon and peristalsically pushes byproducts of bacterial fermentation out, I'd hate if exercise itself made me gassy!

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Apparently some silent but deadlies smell like they might actually kill and are enough to evacuate a classroom.

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