By FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland - Cork
  Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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  poopface82  |  7

That's a hell of a lot better than the only Sarah I could think of off the top of my head, which was Sarah Jessica Parker. Either way, YDI, OP. Don't be a moron.

By  Comet_Candy  |  23

Yikes... Well OP, I think your best bet is to show that those two don't hold any romantic significance to you and that your wife is the only woman who matters to you. And hopefully your wife will understand... Good luck!

  OptimusVader  |  23

It's entirely possible he wasn't fantasizing and actually just said the name on accident.

I've said the wrong names to friends and once during sex because I say certain names in a certain tone a lot (such as exasperation). I become used to saying the particular name in that way and get tripped up when using the same tone with another name.

And just to clarify, the wrong name I used during sex was a question, not even sexual sounding.

  damnit1989  |  16

I agree, #40. It's kinda like when your mom goes to yell at you and uses the wrong name. Or when my sister goes to yell at my daughter and says my name. Hahaha

  mageepaigeee44  |  15

As reasonable as it is to accidentally say the wrong name, if I was the girlfriend I'd still be so pissed off. I wouldn't be able to help it. If my boyfriend said the wrong name he'd be sleeping on the couch.