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Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:21 / United States - Mount Carmel
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  ohcheriecherie  |  20

50 points if you hit the pig too :)

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  MikeonFML  |  17

Sometimes if you make the same drive daily you go in a sort of autopilot...and if something is requiring a traffic cop it may be a festival or something (I.e temporary) and op just wasn't used to stopping there. Can't say I've done it, but come close, yes.

By  olpally  |  32

Open your eyes, stupid! Lol.

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  SolarFlare  |  20

Accidentally means it wasn't really OP's fold.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

From experience, I know that all sorts of things magically pop up while you're driving. I think it's because my car is a wizard though. He makes poles and trees come out of thin air all the time! Or maybe it was that hit of LSD I took before I went on a drive..either way, my car is a wizard.

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Accident or not op should be paying attention to the road. how do you miss a big red octagon in a police officers hand? Honestly if op misses something that obvious I am scared what else they may miss, such as a small child...

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  Noremac42  |  8

66, the OP failed geometry. He can recognize a pentagon but anything more than five sides and things get fuzzy. As for hitting children think how many sides a pedestrian crossing sign has.

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  Grayness_  |  25

I don't want to sound stupid. But. For real ?!?! 0.o or you being sarcastic ? Lol

By  Dodge4x4Ram  |  45

blame it on the car breaks , it seems to work now days

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