Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
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bigbagofnope
| 25
did your partner give you any beef about it?
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
I know I'd have a cow over it.
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hkhan24
| 23
I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..
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extrasnipes
| 22
I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed
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emeraldarcher74
| 30
There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. "
Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.
Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.
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tmj25789
| 23
If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.
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bandaidstations
| 28
My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.
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tmj25789
| 23
#40 how did you react to that?
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rockyanniee
| 8
I guess you were milking it for all it is worth.
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ohsnapword
| 21
Honey, we talked about this. I thought it was cute. Please don't be embarrassed.
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Cow_Girl_Lilly
| 24
I think that's kind of cute!
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Tripartita
| 44
You don't say, Cow Girl Lilly?
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xx000o
| 27
During sex there are no "accidents"
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CamBen42
| 29
Except children.
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Tripartita
| 44
You know, this is a regular occurrence for method porn actresses in the cowgirl position.
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kowsee
| 22
Definitely different.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
My whole life has been a lie! I didn't know that Harambe mooed!
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Why would you moo when you were the one milking him with your vagina?
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Mandybruin
| 15
Huh. Never thought of sex that way. Interesting. Should make a great pickup line: "I'd like to milk you with my vagina. " Ohhh! Sexy time! :D
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captainsmegma
| 12
That can happen when you're getting a high protein beef injection.
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lulinator
| 40
Jesus! I'm bored, reading FML, while my baby snoozes in my arms. Your comment just made me snort really loud. It woke her up.
Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.