By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

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Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
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did your partner give you any beef about it?

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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did your partner give you any beef about it?

I know I'd have a cow over it.

I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..

I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.

My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.

#40 how did you react to that?

I guess you were milking it for all it is worth.

ohsnapword 21

Honey, we talked about this. I thought it was cute. Please don't be embarrassed.

I think that's kind of cute!

You don't say, Cow Girl Lilly?

During sex there are no "accidents"

You know, this is a regular occurrence for method porn actresses in the cowgirl position.

Definitely different.

My whole life has been a lie! I didn't know that Harambe mooed!

Why would you moo when you were the one milking him with your vagina?

Huh. Never thought of sex that way. Interesting. Should make a great pickup line: "I'd like to milk you with my vagina. " Ohhh! Sexy time! :D

That can happen when you're getting a high protein beef injection.

Jesus! I'm bored, reading FML, while my baby snoozes in my arms. Your comment just made me snort really loud. It woke her up.