Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

By harambae - 11/9/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

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By bigbagofnope | 25

#6697411 - Saturday 1 October 2016 3:01

did your partner give you any beef about it?

By emeraldarcher74 | 30

#6697415 - Saturday 1 October 2016 3:02

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. "

Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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By bigbagofnope | 25

#6697411 - Saturday 1 October 2016 3:01

did your partner give you any beef about it?

Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6697501 - Saturday 1 October 2016 5:14

I know I'd have a cow over it.

hkhan24 | 23

#6697584 - Saturday 1 October 2016 8:43

I think she mooed because the partner was giving her beef..

extrasnipes | 22

#6697792 - Saturday 1 October 2016 20:45

I bet he's telling his friends that you're an animal in bed

By emeraldarcher74 | 30

#6697415 - Saturday 1 October 2016 3:02

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. "

Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

tmj25789 | 23

#6697418 - Saturday 1 October 2016 3:06

If someone blurted out milk me like a cow during sex, that would turn me off on the spot. Hah.

bandaidstations | 28

#6697757 - Saturday 1 October 2016 19:06

My ex did this same thing when we lost our virginity a million years ago.... MOOed in my face and then got awkward and asked if I needed any money before he left.