Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
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SpicyGrass
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Ha-ha
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anonnie
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Will grow a pair and speak up!!
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SpicyGrass
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No, I'm good.
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11colio11
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状函训七
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sofiaxxcreeper
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what?......
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iBanana
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Was the guy big?
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rebekahmarie
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Um, why not? YDI
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humzizzl3
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perfect example of a busy
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Battledog5006
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grow a pair pussy
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Thanatos1206
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What's a "pair pussy"? And how would one go about growing one?
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Bubblerider
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That's not what he meant. He should have said "Grow a pair, pussy."
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I_R_Genius
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#21, Do you not understand sarcasm? Apparently you don't with your feeble mind.
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dudeitsdanny
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^ Do you know what sarcasm means?
It was a joke, not sarcasm. Not by definition, at least, don't know about the intention.
It was a joke, not sarcasm. Not by definition, at least, don't know about the intention.
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Sheepish
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I'm really confused now, I thought he meant "Grow a pair of glasses."
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MrLaryRottweila
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I think he meant a pair of glasses
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YayaInLalaLand
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Unfortunately, he doesn't know proper grammar. Remember kids, would you rather say "Let's eat, grandma." or "Let's eat, grandma."?
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Jackmangold
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if your uncle jack was stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off the elephant?
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rallets
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could be worse, it could be "lets eat out grandma"
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cole86
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amazing
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IStoleTheCookies
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51 wins lmao :D
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TheNewGuy03
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this game of telephone *really* sucks.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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tattortotamus
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23- you have the best picture! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. (: good job.
51- that was pretty freaking hilarious too!
51- that was pretty freaking hilarious too!
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Bubblerider
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Just making sure, because half the people on here aren't being sarcastic and really don't get it.
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NeilGnR
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#86 Punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks. She was right. You lose!
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ugwmii
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aren't we talking balls here?
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sototallyawesome
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punctuation goes inside quote marks.
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luchie_fml
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well have fun paying for another pair, op
next time, grow a pair and speak up!
next time, grow a pair and speak up!
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MyTwoCents_
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that's what she said!
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ijrnelson
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the devil woman raises a good point
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gonzaval
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YDI
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colormeorange
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near sighted or far sighted?
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colormeorange
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Omg cool, I didn't know female comments go through without moderation :<
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i_love_grrr
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Wtf? lol
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kinggajabha
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test
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randomgf
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If comments had to be moderated before they were posted, more than half would not make it ( especially the ones with bad grammar).
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Bofopio
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sounds FISHY
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TalkSick
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I wonder why op had his glasses off in the first place in a public bathroom. ydi
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phatdaddy62
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He was going blind because of what he was doing in there.
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SarahStarzz
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wow OP it's ur fault YDI
u should've called -.-
u should've called -.-
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MyMuse7
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Wow it's not an FML if you could have done something abt it - but that's just my opinion :-)
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FYLDeep
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Looks like someone just...
*puts on glasses*
stole your glasses
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
*puts on glasses*
stole your glasses
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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dudeitsdanny
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*steals your glasses*
Now what? Huh? HUH?! Not so cool now, are you?
I chose this reply over the "OP wishes he could still do that.." one.
Now what? Huh? HUH?! Not so cool now, are you?
I chose this reply over the "OP wishes he could still do that.." one.
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TheNewGuy03
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this is fucking perfect.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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IIRoxieII
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24 - You sir, just made my day
next time, grow a pair and speak up!