FML : Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking...

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Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Trippy Penguin / Wednesday 9 March 2011 02:23 /

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By Battledog5006 | 0

#2164414 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

grow a pair pussy

By luchie_fml | 0

#2164428 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:35

well have fun paying for another pair, op

next time, grow a pair and speak up!

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By SpicyGrass | 0

#2164410 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:32

Ha-ha

anonnie | 0

#2164419 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

Will grow a pair and speak up!!

SpicyGrass | 0

#2164427 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:34

No, I'm good.

11colio11 | 4

#2164525 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:07

状函训七

sofiaxxcreeper | 0

#2164647 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:46

what?......

iBanana | 17

#2165224 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 14:42

Was the guy big?

rebekahmarie | 0

#2165464 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 16:17

Um, why not? YDI

humzizzl3 | 0

#2169313 - Thursday 10 March 2011 19:34

perfect example of a busy

By Battledog5006 | 0

#2164414 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

grow a pair pussy

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2164503 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:57

What's a "pair pussy"? And how would one go about growing one?

Bubblerider | 3

#2164551 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:12

That's not what he meant. He should have said "Grow a pair, pussy."

I_R_Genius | 3

#2164565 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:16

#21, Do you not understand sarcasm? Apparently you don't with your feeble mind.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2164601 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:29

^ Do you know what sarcasm means?
It was a joke, not sarcasm. Not by definition, at least, don't know about the intention.

Sheepish | 0

#2164650 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:47

I'm really confused now, I thought he meant "Grow a pair of glasses."

MrLaryRottweila | 1

#2164722 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:15

I think he meant a pair of glasses

YayaInLalaLand | 0

#2164831 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:47

Unfortunately, he doesn't know proper grammar. Remember kids, would you rather say "Let's eat, grandma." or "Let's eat, grandma."?

Jackmangold | 0

#2164908 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:15

if your uncle jack was stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off the elephant?

rallets | 22

#2165016 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 13:03

could be worse, it could be "lets eat out grandma"

cole86 | 0

#2165074 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 13:29

amazing

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2165138 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 14:00

51 wins lmao :D

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2165636 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:40

this game of telephone *really* sucks.

|the kid|

tattortotamus | 0

#2167255 - Thursday 10 March 2011 7:07

23- you have the best picture! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. (: good job.
51- that was pretty freaking hilarious too!

Bubblerider | 3

#2167416 - Thursday 10 March 2011 8:41

Just making sure, because half the people on here aren't being sarcastic and really don't get it.

NeilGnR | 0

#2167989 - Thursday 10 March 2011 12:28

#86 Punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks. She was right. You lose!

ugwmii | 0

#2170952 - Friday 11 March 2011 3:37

aren't we talking balls here?

sototallyawesome | 0

#2181202 - Monday 14 March 2011 18:58

punctuation goes inside quote marks.

By luchie_fml | 0

#2164428 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:35

well have fun paying for another pair, op

next time, grow a pair and speak up!

MyTwoCents_ | 0

#2165521 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 16:41

that's what she said!

ijrnelson | 0

#2165576 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:10

the devil woman raises a good point

By gonzaval | 0

#2164432 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:36

YDI

By colormeorange | 0

#2164440 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:37

near sighted or far sighted?

colormeorange | 0

#2164448 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:39

Omg cool, I didn't know female comments go through without moderation :<

i_love_grrr | 0

#2164562 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:14

Wtf? lol

kinggajabha | 0

#2164777 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:43

test

randomgf | 0

#2165288 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:14

If comments had to be moderated before they were posted, more than half would not make it ( especially the ones with bad grammar).

By Bofopio | 0

#2164465 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:46

sounds FISHY

By TalkSick | 1

#2164467 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:46

I wonder why op had his glasses off in the first place in a public bathroom. ydi

phatdaddy62 | 23

#2164603 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:31

He was going blind because of what he was doing in there.

By SarahStarzz | 0

#2164478 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:50

wow OP it's ur fault YDI
u should've called -.-

By MyMuse7 | 0

#2164534 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:10

Wow it's not an FML if you could have done something abt it - but that's just my opinion :-)

By FYLDeep | 25

#2164573 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:19

Looks like someone just...
*puts on glasses*
stole your glasses
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2164611 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:32

*steals your glasses*
Now what? Huh? HUH?! Not so cool now, are you?

I chose this reply over the "OP wishes he could still do that.." one.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2165654 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:45

this is fucking perfect.

|the kid|

IIRoxieII | 12

#4846610 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:04

24 - You sir, just made my day

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