By ewww - 26/8/2012 09:21 - United States - Seattle
  Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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  geko911  |  22

40 - 44 - I'm not a grammar nazi or anything; I don't have all the grammar knowledge some people have but if I need to read your comment twice to end up with the same conclusion twice : that it makes no sense, then don't pollute the Internet with such comments please..

  JoeRogansBEARD  |  15

I'm sorry 66 I thought it was clear what I was trying to say but I'll try to make it clearer... I think he decoded it wrong, instead of anal fisting; Ann frank could have meant ass fucking. Plz exuse my misuse of commas and what not I'm not very good at grammar

  capper44  |  18

#66 : sorry to break it to you... But not everyone is born with english as a first language and guess watt!! I wasn't as well lol sorry for mistakes but didnt had enough recourse to get to a nice english school like all of you others... So yea pls bear it with me :p

  capper44  |  18

So you mean no parents should have sex or talk about it... Coz u were born and thats it full stop . Common grow up dude, they have a life too & if u cant hear it then try stopping ur own tongue when talking shit with frnds about other girls.... I bet if u do, ur frnds will just call u gay lol

So get over it :p

  FMTurtle  |  4

Why'd you get so many down comments? Parents do have a life and want a little fun sometimes! I mean, YOLO.
Haters gunna hate.

  Psych101  |  9

45/49- Where did he say that he thinks parents shouldn't have sex? He simply said they shouldn't talk about it in front of their children.

And 45, it seriously took me like 10 minutes to figure out what your comment was saying. "Coz" isn't even correct SLANG. Were you using a cipher, perhaps?

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I don't want to hear my parents talk about sex. I don't want to hear my friends talk about it. I sure as hell don't talk about sex in front of my kids. Do people have nothing that's private anymore?

To clarify, I talk about sex-related things with others but I definitely don't go around telling others what I'm about to do to my husband. Some stuff is just between us.


45- It was never mentioned that parents should not have sex. Everyone should have the right to have sex, but they must be courteous to others around them. That means not talking about sex in front of others, or having sex when people can hear you. I think my dad and stepmom should take a hint from this.

  capper44  |  18

#57 #58 #79
Sorry to break it to you guys... But not everyone is born with english as a first language and guess watt!! I wasn't as well lol sorry for mistakes coz didn't had enough recourse to get to a nice english school like all of you others... So yea hope u all assumpnist grammar terrorist killers would not mind to bear it with me :p

#87 : about my dad pulling or not pulling out, it is already done.... But i hope ur kids either have atleast an open minded environment or u better pull out :)

Where as #97: i wish i could shoot myself for being considerate of others too... Coz my parents had sex, that is why my presence is there, as well as its something natural and talking about it shouldn't be a big problem :)

But just to clear i wasn't tryna say in my first comment that ass fisting or whatever is fine to talk about.... Coz talking about sex is fine but shouldn't go in detail ;) haha

  sens3sfailing  |  24

You are way too defensive. People can't help that your comments are extremely hard to understand. You made bad points that a lot of people disagreed with as well, get over it and grow up. You are 24 and the constant winky faces and "haha"s or "lol"s make you seem like a 16 year old girl. That's not even an attempt at English. It's pure text talk. I'm not judging you, just telling you what everyone is thinking and we have a right to say it.

By  Kiki242  |  19

why are they talking about anal fisting? I didn't know that was physically possible.

  slick5880  |  22

Mom and dad, I just want to thank you both for introducing me to Anne Frank! I showed it to a bunch of my friends and they love it too. Oh and by the way... We are out of lube and Crisco.

  FMLKitten  |  15

"Mom, Dad, Anne Frank is the coolest! It's so fun to learn about, and I watched this long video that featured Anne Frank yesterday. It kinda hurts though."

  IceCreamMage  |  17

I'm inclined to believe that it was accidentally stumbled upon for the simple reason that no one wants to hear their parents talking about sex or understand it if they're talking in code.

  FirebirdF350  |  7

6, I know this is revolutionary, but some people are naturally inclined to connect things in certain ways, it's called deduction, sometimes these tiny little things you hear every day click and you have the amazing realization of the underlying workings of the world around you. It's also known as being observant.