Work: Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously... - FML

By jobless - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, HR sent a review email to me asking me to anonymously tell them about my boss. I decided to use this opportunity to tell them what a dick he was. I printed off the review, filled it out, then scanned and emailed it to myself. Or so I thought. Turns out I'd sent the review to my boss. FML

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By Charley

Today, I was teaching a new student their first ever piano lesson, hoping that they would sign up for more lessons. Thirty minutes had gone by and after the 5th time of me saying what a talented, sweet little girl she was, the mother told me it was in fact a boy. They didn't sign up. FML

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By Amy - France

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By TraumatizedMother - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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By Disturbed son

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By anonymous - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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By Jean - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

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By Anonymous - 4/6/2020 08:00

Hard shoulder

Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML

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By shitty shit - United States - Carmel

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

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By KO - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

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By Mezzlegasm - United States

Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "oh, like you're responsible for a whole family." She is. FML

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By keiran123 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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By Mr. Headshot

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

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By Sursion - Canada

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Shino

Today, my fiancé's mother made him pack his stuff and move to Montana while I was at work. I came home to a half-written note because she wouldn’t let him finish. We own a house together. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, for the third time in as many months, I woke up early and got dressed up for our department’s networking breakfast, where I stood in the back with no seat and no food, while employees from other departments and less senior staff ate breakfast. My boss later asked me if the food was good. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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By KarlwithaK - United States

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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By Gonzales - Belgium - Leuven

Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML

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By tammy - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By boopingsnoot - United States - Nashville

Today, at the dentist, I was just supposed to get three small cavities filled. I walked out with a referral slip for the endodontist. Hello, root canal. Fuck you, genetics. FML

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By Party Pooper - United States

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Peru

Classic Jeff

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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By she won't see a therapist - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Abington

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous

Thanks, but no thanks

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

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By fml

Today, I noticed the results of my hair growth vitamins. It's been a month since my bad haircut, and I've seen some definite growth... Everywhere except my head. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my dog ate so much toilet paper that she can probably wipe herself from the inside out. FML

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By owmyballs - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I had to follow a diversion route home due to roadworks. It took me an hour longer than usual to get home. Too bad it turns out that the diversion was only for traffic, not people walking. FML

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By Anon - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Kensington

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML

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By adam - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By theuglyone - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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By Lonely Gay - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Steve97 | 32

#6474983 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:54

Maybe your boss is hard on you because you make careless mistakes like this?

By MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6474967 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:35

Yeah, you're pretty anonymous now OP. Great job!

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By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6474965 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:35

So sorry OP!

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photographer49 | 22

#6475031 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:28

#1 I'm not. If I was sending an email like that I'd make damn sure it was to myself.

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moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6475034 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:30

Thanks for the feedback, I was just sorry for the whole situation with OP..

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chillaxed | 14

#6475036 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:36

no this bitch disrespectin. NO RESPECT!

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MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6475070 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 17:55

#22, your comment doesn't seem to fit your name. Calm yourself.

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chillaxed | 14

#6475116 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:07

dont tell me what to do you whore

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Brandi_Faith | 33

#6475120 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:11

I still feel really bad for op. Yes he made a mistake, but this mistake will probably cost him his job. And it sucks to lose a job. So yes, I do feel bad for him/her.

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niiickk_ | 7

#6475224 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 22:16

#36, his name for the FML is 'jobless', so he indeed lost his job

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helptheorphans | 17

#6475371 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 2:10

lol "little mirror"

By Lemonhead1510 | 17

#6474966 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:35

Damn FYL

By MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6474967 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:35

Yeah, you're pretty anonymous now OP. Great job!

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beeferjay | 34

#6475039 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:40

p.s. they don't let email noobs join the real anonymous

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shupwhup | 18

#6475225 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 22:17

#23, I hope you're joking.

By SebastianCT | 14

#6474968 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:35

Rule #1- Boss always wins

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GreyJedi | 10

#6474984 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:55

I thought rule 1 was The Doctor lies?

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Rainbow_Rhinos | 23

#6475020 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:56

#8 Nope, rule 1: Don't wander off

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niceguy123 | 17

#6475056 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 17:27

I thought rule #1 was cardio

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UH60 | 26

#6475098 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 18:40

I though the first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club?

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jhs578650 | 9

#6475245 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 22:58

Rule number 1 is obviously "Never let suspects stay together".

By Tacogamer20 | 14

#6474975 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:44

I feel like telling them sooner be being proactive about it would have been better than waiting for this email, but mistakes do happen. Hopefully you can find another, better job.

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gobiteme2 | 34

#6475078 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 18:04

I'm sure this will look good on a job resume

By aruden | 25

#6474981 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:53

Always... always double check when it comes to sending a negative review about your boss or anyone who controls your work life.

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mds9986 | 24

#6474997 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:11

You should always double check. Not just in this situation.

By Steve97 | 32

#6474983 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:54

Maybe your boss is hard on you because you make careless mistakes like this?

By pedinhuh | 23

#6474987 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:57

YDI on this one, sorry but how you didn't make sure that a message like that wouldn't reach your boss's e-mail? Should have double checked to be sure.
Well I hope you can get another job soon though.

By hpandher | 16

#6474991 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:06

Be careful with your next boss...

By Silk_Routes | 14

#6474999 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:15

run run & run