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I pretty much agree with everyone's statements in this thread. OP, to answer your user name on your FML post, it is because he's probably going thru maturity and has discovered self satisfaction is the best feeling in the world, to him, at this point in his life. You need to sit him down and tell him to wake up earlier or he's walking or taking the bus because your work puts food on the table and a roof over his and your heads.

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Yeah but he can do it at night or wake up earlier... I only do it if I have time in the morning... Not gonna be late for it

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Honestly. I don't know why you let him get away with this 6 times without any apparent consequences.

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Uh...what? I had to read through comment #2 several times to try to decipher it, and I'm still lost. Even my Idiot-English Translation Engine is powerless here.

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Doc, I'm pretty confused too! I think the commenter was saying that by some how masturbating, he has a lesser chance of getting liver cancer of what ever the doctors have proven what masturbating can do to help not get a type of cancer or disease. Either way, I reread it multiple times and it gave me a headache.

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So Doc, will wacking keep any kind of cancer away? What about for women? If true, I see an increase in masturbation taking ahold of the nation. Lol

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I'd say most fathers would have a hard time even looking at their son right after they caught them with their dicks in their hands. Just a strange situation..

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I wake my son up every morning with, "hands off cocks and onto socks". He's never made me late for work. Not yet...

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