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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

I pretty much agree with everyone's statements in this thread. OP, to answer your user name on your FML post, it is because he's probably going thru maturity and has discovered self satisfaction is the best feeling in the world, to him, at this point in his life. You need to sit him down and tell him to wake up earlier or he's walking or taking the bus because your work puts food on the table and a roof over his and your heads.

By  xeka  |  10

"Kid"? Oh goodness.. Well, at least he's keeping from liver cancer :b or whatever Science said it is.

  DocBastard  |  38

Uh...what? I had to read through comment #2 several times to try to decipher it, and I'm still lost. Even my Idiot-English Translation Engine is powerless here.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Doc, I'm pretty confused too! I think the commenter was saying that by some how masturbating, he has a lesser chance of getting liver cancer of what ever the doctors have proven what masturbating can do to help not get a type of cancer or disease. Either way, I reread it multiple times and it gave me a headache.

  pmadNess  |  14

So Doc, will wacking keep any kind of cancer away? What about for women?

If true, I see an increase in masturbation taking ahold of the nation. Lol