By Why son, why? - 20/03/2013 11:07 - United States
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I pretty much agree with everyone's statements in this thread. OP, to answer your user name on your FML post, it is because he's probably going thru maturity and has discovered self satisfaction is the best feeling in the world, to him, at this point in his life. You need to sit him down and tell him to wake up earlier or he's walking or taking the bus because your work puts food on the table and a roof over his and your heads.
"Kid"? Oh goodness.. Well, at least he's keeping from liver cancer :b or whatever Science said it is.
Doc, I'm pretty confused too! I think the commenter was saying that by some how masturbating, he has a lesser chance of getting liver cancer of what ever the doctors have proven what masturbating can do to help not get a type of cancer or disease. Either way, I reread it multiple times and it gave me a headache.
I don't know about anybody else, but if I got caught doing that, my Dad would make me walk to school.
Well you know what they say, getting up (and ready for school) is the second hardest thing in the morning.