By richard - United States - Redmond
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
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  badluckross  |  21

Coming from someone with crazy hair here.
I have a big red Jew fro that turns a very light ginger in the summer.. I've been compared to carrot top more times than I can recall and I've even been called a used Q-tip amongst other outrageous things.

This fml made me chuckle with the whole "freshly circumsized penis thing"
Don't take it to heart.. The "douches" #2 is referring to are probably just jealous of your new style.

  kewpiesuicide  |  29

The 'nerd look' is often just the way you present yourself with awkward body language and self esteem issues. You gotta work on the inside first and the rest will come with it ;)

  Spyderbane  |  10

69 - I agree. I purposely gave my son a mo-hawk once and made him go to school. I told him people will only tease you unless are confidant about it then the will say it looks great.

  Kamon97  |  23

Ok seriously who gets called names and gets made fun of from random people on the street? Use common sense people he's clearly being bullied at school >.>