FML : Today, ever since my boyfriend has seen A Clockwork Orange, he always suggests that we have sex by asking, "How about a little of the good old in-out-in-out?"...

Today, ever since my boyfriend has seen A Clockwork Orange, he always suggests that we have sex by asking, "How about a little of the good old in-out-in-out?" and refers to his genitals as, "Yarbles". He seriously doesn't understand why this turns me off every time and our sex life has sunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By singingintherain - / Saturday 1 July 2017 20:00 /

Intimacy

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By FrozenYeti | 6

#7478545 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:03

so fucking tell him

By Magnoxidans | 19

#7478546 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:04

I would say "Just because you don't understand why it turns me off, that doesn't make my feelings invalid" - though unless he's a complete moron, it sounds like he's intentionally baiting you :/

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By FrozenYeti | 6

#7478545 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:03

so fucking tell him

cacheson | 39

#7478691 - Sunday 2 July 2017 1:05

I think the point is she told him and he doesn't understand how that could be.

By Magnoxidans | 19

#7478546 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:04

I would say "Just because you don't understand why it turns me off, that doesn't make my feelings invalid" - though unless he's a complete moron, it sounds like he's intentionally baiting you :/

By Talented73 | 53

#7478550 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:15

So cut him off. If he's baiting you, he'll be the master baiter.

By llostinreality | 18

#7478551 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:21

Sounds like he isn't really listening to what you're telling him

By CiaphasCain2 | 19

#7478561 - Saturday 1 July 2017 20:37

I would suggest getting him the novel, maybe then he understand that 'the good old in out in out' is referring to a rape. Hopefully he stops afterwards.

PhoenixChick | 24

#7478567 - Saturday 1 July 2017 21:01

It's rape in the movie too, so you don't even have to give him the novel. Just remind him that what he is referring to is a RAPE so brutal that the woman died from it. And that it isn't a turn on for you for him to offer to rape you to death.

DanielleinDC | 31

#7479125 - Monday 3 July 2017 5:28

From my understanding, the death was suicide after the rape, an all-too-common thing in real life.

But yeah, OP, you gotta find a way to shut that shit down. If he won't get it through his head that using a reference to rape turns you off, perhaps you should find another boyfriend.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7478577 - Saturday 1 July 2017 21:39

Just give him a tolchock in the zoobies and go listen to some Ludwig van. You should read the book -- it's very horrorshow.

By Kurliez408 | 30

#7478621 - Saturday 1 July 2017 22:22

Taking part in 'A Clockwork Orange' next week.
Your boyfriend has one twisted sense of humour....

By Ihavelike3bucks | 2

#7478657 - Saturday 1 July 2017 23:20

Maybe he just wants to read the meter.

Regarding the rape comments.. It's been awhile since I read or saw it but I'm pretty sure 'in-out-in-out' just refers to penetrative sex in general, not specially rape.

PhoenixChick | 24

#7479077 - Monday 3 July 2017 0:48

It's how the main character refers to sex- and he enthusiastically raped a woman to death.

By tolkien897 | 15

#7478698 - Sunday 2 July 2017 1:16

It might not even be the rape references. I just don't find the words "in out in out" to be sexy. Besides, I like it when my husband play-rapes with me

CiaphasCain2 | 19

#7478720 - Sunday 2 July 2017 3:00

yeah okayy.......way too much information there o.O

By RayneIsAPsycho | 9

#7478705 - Sunday 2 July 2017 1:46

Being that A Clockwork Orange is my favorite movie of all times. I don't think this would bother me, lol. However, I do feel sorry for you xD

Gaz_2_0 | 10

#7479559 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 7:00

A Clockwork Orange is one of my favorite movies as well, and I once talked in nadsat(the weird way the characters speak) for half a day until my Spanish teacher yelled at me. I would also have no problem with it.