FML : Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:28 /

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By katie_bby | 0

#230352 - Monday 25 May 2009 10:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

By laceyxx | 0

#66528 - Sunday 29 March 2009 06:12

#5, harsh fucker. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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By rachelroller | 0

#5726 - Monday 23 February 2009 08:26

WOW you know how to pick 'em!

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30712 - Saturday 14 March 2009 03:08

Lol @ #2

By sabrage | 0

#51064 - Sunday 22 March 2009 11:51

If you're fat, you deserve it.

By laceyxx | 0

#66528 - Sunday 29 March 2009 06:12

#5, harsh fucker. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

By fmlcommenter | 0

#131255 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 01:22

wow this is like the first fml and no one comment on it

By fmlcommenter | 0

#131262 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 01:24

wow this is like the first fml story out and like no one comment on it only 6

By 24788 | 5

#148496 - Monday 27 April 2009 09:33

#1 That's just evil, but effective.

By RhiannonD | 0

#163495 - Sunday 3 May 2009 02:56

This is one of my favourites.

By C0okieMonster | 0

#166598 - Monday 4 May 2009 04:01

Tell him to fuck off!! Eat more cookies!! Cookies are your friend!! FYL Cookie!!

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csf_lupita | 0

#1253661 - Monday 16 August 2010 08:55

lmaoo,!! :D

By BiggLJ | 0

#212211 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:35

YDI for being fat. He deserves it for going out with a fatty.

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