Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
By
forever alone
- United States - New York
Maybe you seemed too thirsty during the bouquet toss? Throwing elbows at little girls isn’t sexy.
Sucks big