By CantPublish - 15/1/2012 03:07 - United States
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

It took you an entire hour to check out why your balls were getting stabbed? Sorry, but if I ever feel like I'm getting a scrotum piercing, I'm going to immediately find out why.

I'm not sure who is more stupid - you or the person who left the needle there.

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  Renesaga  |  8

There's no need to sue them; OP clearly has balls of steel. He doesn't care about money now because he could be a legitimate super hero. They'll call him.. Needleballs Man!

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  attaboy368  |  20

while that is true, sometimes you have teachers that will not accept any reason for leaving class (shoulda taken care of that before you came to class). And btw it wouldn't have been the designer that left the needle it would have been the person sewing it at the manufactures..just saying...

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  attaboy368  |  20

not all sewing is done by a machine.. and machines do break including the needles, actually if it were to break off from a machine it would be easier to miss the needle being in the clothes...should be reported to the manufacturer

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  krawrz4u  |  0

My school has every freaking thing you can think of for every grade and probably one third of the kids aren't rich like me so maybe not but I doubt he got them and Walmart though

By  DocBastard  |  38

It took you an entire hour to check out why your balls were getting stabbed? Sorry, but if I ever feel like I'm getting a scrotum piercing, I'm going to immediately find out why.

I'm not sure who is more stupid - you or the person who left the needle there.