FML : Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he...

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 21 January 2010 05:28 / Canada

Intimacy

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By supmofukka | 0

#788308 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:26

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

By DynamicDave | 11

#788334 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:47

It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off."

Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

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By thundercats29 | 0

#788284 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:11

First comment

Hanban | 0

#788473 - Thursday 21 January 2010 14:51

Thank you for pointing that out. And wow. Use it as a grudge when he decides that you two get frisky.

pipp360 | 0

#790111 - Friday 22 January 2010 4:46

maybe u should get more sexually appealing!!!!!!!

loveconverse | 0

#790242 - Friday 22 January 2010 5:44

I totaly agree with # 18

Yankeepunk | 0

#891098 - Thursday 25 February 2010 12:56

HEY WAIT A SECOND! King of Queens is a hilerious show lol and the girl Kerry is HOT HOT HOT. Mabye your just not so atrative. =(

cheapshoes13 | 0

#989849 - Sunday 9 May 2010 20:47

60 is a douch n I think ur bf is gay

only1eminem | 0

#1101513 - Saturday 17 July 2010 15:33

why r some guys so stupid

willou35_fml | 13

#2681578 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:21

Dragokillz | 0

#3708670 - Saturday 10 December 2011 1:59

Maybe you just can't spell.

Googolman | 28

#5136764 - Sunday 11 November 2012 8:47

Everyone telling OP to dump him is an idiot. Not everyone constantly wants to have sex, unlike some people whom I find annoying and clingy.

By xlostwithoutu | 0

#788285 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:11

First and lmfao!!!!

Metallica139 | 0

#788318 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:35

Fail

By thundercats29 | 0

#788297 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:16

Nooo I got first. I win. :D

cureemu | 3

#976272 - Thursday 8 April 2010 9:15

good job

By supmofukka | 0

#788308 - Thursday 21 January 2010 12:26

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.