By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML
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DynamicDave 11
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It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

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supmofukka 0

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

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Hanban 0

Thank you for pointing that out. And wow. Use it as a grudge when he decides that you two get frisky.

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pipp360 0

maybe u should get more sexually appealing!!!!!!!

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loveconverse 0

I totaly agree with # 18

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Yankeepunk 0
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HEY WAIT A SECOND! King of Queens is a hilerious show lol and the girl Kerry is HOT HOT HOT. Mabye your just not so atrative. =(

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cheapshoes13 0
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60 is a douch n I think ur bf is gay

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only1eminem 0

why r some guys so stupid

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Dragokillz 0
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Maybe you just can't spell.

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Googolman 29
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Everyone telling OP to dump him is an idiot. Not everyone constantly wants to have sex, unlike some people whom I find annoying and clingy.

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xlostwithoutu 0

First and lmfao!!!!

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Metallica139 0

Fail

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thundercats29 0
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Nooo I got first. I win. :D

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supmofukka 0

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

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vetter_fml 0
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A guy should never choose reruns over his girlfriend. S'just bad practice.

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Cartain 0

Is he still your boyfriend? If so, YDI.

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michelleJ11 25
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I hope you're kidding ...

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CHEESYBIGMAC 0
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not really an FML...your guy is just an ass for wanting to see something he has already seen and not spend alittle quailty time with you

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DynamicDave 11
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It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

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thefmlman2011 35
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expecially friends

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xlostwithoutu 0

@5 No it wasn't much of fail. GTG lmao

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titan87 0

2nd place is always fail

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taycandy96 2
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10th cool...anyways hahahahaha

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48Connor 10
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beat his ass

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